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2008-04-08T07:41:00.000-07:00

chey its only been a month since i blogged.. though it actually felt like ard 3 months. Whats new? ive been working for the past few weeks at changi. no u ass heads. not as a fag... well.. all u need to know is that im working.. Right.. wad else? oh yes.. got my acceptance letter into NUS!!!! wow. surprising huh.. and im my no means being sarcasticically egoistic when i say tt cuZ i might have used to sound like that. hurray to myself anyhow!
ok. today is the day i appreciate good people. cuz its the 4th bluddy shit( or maybe more) time i lost my wallet BUT i managed to get it back in the evening after my work thanks to my resourcefulness. Sparing the details.. I will just point out that all including my money was returned. gosh.. wad a relief. the last time i found a wallet i took their freaking LOAD of cash though i returned it..
From this day forth i vow to be a new man.. wow i can join newman magazine already.. haah lame.. i vow to do things in gd conscience especially when it comes to lost items. And i realise that there are actually good people after all. God bless them.
Time to sleep. more updates soon

2008-03-03T09:57:00.000-08:00

Long back from the city of taiwan, taipei! Shopping was good, food was not bad, BUT it wasn't too adventureful though. Timothy its ur fault. Living together for 8 days made me realise all your freaking obnoxious enthics! Now i know how your brother feels. OMG!!!! poor thing. ask me for the details(in person) please.. im dying to tell everyone! haha..

Or maybe I'll just give u a taste of what's to hear ya. Ok I usually try to workout abit everyday. So when while im doing pushups Mr 1 TON THROWS EVERYTHING HE"S DOING ASIDE like he's got a higher calling or something VERY important to do and then he turns to me and specially comes over to "help" me work out.... or tts what he says..

Ok so u must be thinking GEEZ what a jolly old helpful bugger eH that fella..
well hoho! Fat hope bugger!

Mr 1 TON comes over and lies down on me.With that kind of weight on you..woohoo even arnold schwarzenegger at his prime wouldnt be able to do a pushup i tell ya. AND, at that very moment I came marginally close to realising how Jesus felt when he had the weight of the world on his shoulders. I know i know.. its mindblowing but well.. at least i lived to tell the tale.

anyways on to today's news. Current affairs...

love affair = no affair

life affairs = bumming + job seeking + dotav6.51

social affairs = normal and healthy
Lets take a look now on the top stories...

I proved ONCE AGAIN that I'll almost do anything within limits..

We wanted to eat the cup noodles i bought from taipei but we were at starbucks so I asked the sweet little thing at the counter for hot water so that we could eat our cup noodles there. And she was so nice of her to give some to us. ok well its not a big deal... boo hoo.

ah hah look at the one arm freak who's been scolding me all day for nuts.

if u look closely there's a fly beside the number 5, i just noticed it somehow.

Last note, hoho ok my results are out and i am SO DAMN RELIEVED! I just managed to scrape through with a total 6 sem GPA of 3.7..... phew!! whilst Tim had his best semestral results of all so far. GPA 1.5.. relatively great achievement for both of us.

Thats it..

gdnite folks

2008-02-24T05:14:00.000-08:00

everything's gonna be all right.. everything's gonna be all right.. Be strong! BELIEVE!!
believe by yellowcard has been playing everyday since im in taipei. haha its suppose to be a song to prepare ourselves for the release of our exam results. THE RESULTS!! i cant stop thinking about it man.. so dammn worried. argh.. anyways.. wad the hell.. this holiday's suppose to be my GETAWAY to reality back home.. stop it samuel.. u shdnt be worrying urself over something u cant control. oh.. which brings something to mind.. something i taught in cathecism class. St Francis's prayer.. God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can;and the wisdom to know the difference. Yep.
Ok back to holidays.. its the 3rd night in the city of taiwan. The food erRm.. hasnt really met my expectations so far.. hmm.. lets call it a roller coaster ride la.. some good.. some bad.. weather's not too bad cept tt it rained the first 2 days. I din expect taiwan's winter to be this cold also.. its like 20 degrees max everyday. n it just gets colder. ahh im just quite bored right now.. i dont blog anymorez less im super bored .. haah.. yeah.. well.. tonight's just a chill now for us. ahh...

2008-02-03T06:50:00.000-08:00

wad a relief! 3 years of poly.. finally over! FINALLY! gone are the days that i have to endure the daily nipple flicking frenzy of zuwei and gang! heard that bitch?! haha.. im gonna miss all the shit during those 3 years man.
BUT.. not studying for the next 2 years. phew i hope it'd be a breathe of fresh air. As for now, ive got 4 months to kill, well approximately 4 months to kill be4 army at least. Anyways, i hope my medical tmr will go well, no fainting no retaking or medical screening tt sort of thing.
Anyway, arh man, only barely 2 months and ive broken one of my new year resolution.. went a lil overboard at boozing at andy's birthday yesterday. AND got seriously hungover in the morning. argh.
had to give ccd class a miss, if not i'd be reeking of... alcohol and stuff.. my apologies to ben n co. ~~It'l be my last time.~~ anyway.. cant write much now, im way too sleepy. and yes thanks for those who thought i looked like Rain. haha. drunk fugs.....

2008-01-15T07:11:00.000-08:00

Taking a break from studyin.. anyway, a question came up awhile ago tokin to some1. What do i have a thing for? haha.. most, actually no1 knows this but i have a thing for tatoos. seriously im not kidding u. i'd have one if not for the idea that i'd have to u know.. all the implications of having one.. ahH.. anyway.. played texas holdem poker on facebook awhile ago. Argh.. all the chips i won earlier on was LOST!! just in one quick game. OMG! i had like an ace pair and an 8 pair and the other fella was just waiting for a freakin straight. i put all in n guess wad? he followed. n the last card got him a straight. oh my Goodness wad r the freakin odds! just the other day it happened playing against my zuwei. i seriously cant believe it.

haiz.. oh well. like they say.. fortune favors the bold. yep. and lightning indeed strikes twice. n when it does.. argh. irritating..

anyway.. came across this phrase or prayer from st francis if im not wrong, which i tot was notable .. "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. "

serenity, courage and wisdom. I shalll work towards that. yes i will.

2008-01-14T06:32:00.000-08:00

In case you dont know, my fone's spoilt. yeah, thats prolly y im not replying ur smses so dont get all upset at me ok. well its been really difficult not having it working properly.. its got my schedule there.. important things that i need to take note of.. important contacts.. N now.. its all gone. gone with the wind. darn.
anyway. thank goodness spinnovex is over. its my final year project exhibition btw.. had it last week and it was WoW damn damn taxing.. it'd seriously shagged me up every single day.. anyways once again im glad thats all over.. now's crunch time. having exams SOOON so yea.. LOTSA LOTSA stuff happening this month n next.. besides exams.. ive got a cathecism class to run with ben n gang. Just in case u dont know what's cathecism class and what im involved in, its a class, sec 1s btw. yep, we'll be teaching bout religion and the related every sunday... 9am in da morning. oh man the thought of waking up that early is NOOT good. god help me. No more saturday late nights out already i swear. More to come later this month.. there's andy, my man's 21st birthday party to help out and look for a present deserving of our frenship. there's my medical a couple of days after that. then there's another exhibition after my medical. Then there are my plans..
plans to work, play( seriously if i get a good paying job, any1, every1.. just call me out anytime on weekends, i promise i'll play hard ), do some volunteering, hopefully get to travel..
yup! so thats the plan in general. i m so looking forward to it.
anyway's on a lighter note, lemme mention or rather, tell about some stuff that happened during my school cum project exhibition. Ok.. during the exhibition, there were these redbull girls going ard promoting and giving out free redbull. 2 of them came to our exhibition hall. well of course i wanted to get a free drink from them.. who doesnt? niwae.. i sat on my wheelchair, my project involves wheelchairs btw. ok, i 'pretended' to be handicapped and rolled over to Ms red bull.
ME: "hi! would u spare a redbull for a handicap?"
Ms redbull: "oh, sure!" , opens a can.. starts explaining somethng like red bull.. drink it when ur tired, gives u energy, gives you wings and all.
Me: "Wow, amazing! does that mean i can fly after drinkin it?!"
Ms redbull: "yes of course!"
Me: "woohoo, den i wont be needing my wheelchair anymore! shit! i love you!"
Ms redbull: "love you too!"
haha.. so fun. ok.. so wad if i made up the i love you part.. its my fantasy alright. so mind ur own business. haah. im kiddin im kidding.
cheers bitches!

2008-01-05T08:13:00.000-08:00

ho yea that was good..

What i meant was mutabak and some cold beeeeEr. shiok. hey it actually seems to make you blog better. the words just seem to flow a lil more easily.. im not kidding. you dont think too much.. you just write.. and keep on writing..

ok anyways.. oh shit.! just taking a look at my own blog and its pathetic man. OH SHITTT oh shit oh shit oh shit. Just look at the counter! im the only one moving it lah. haha. its hilarious.

ok people out there. anyone.. some1.. go spread bout how cool sam's blog is.. aite? GOGOGO quick.

haha ok who am i kidding.. okie.. wait..

Updates.. lets see... new year..

New year was at Andy's house plus the gang. Ok.. we had quite the innocent party there. hoHo. If it were my parents instead of andy's.. haha!! i dont dare imagine what will happen.. 100000 hours of lecture on my social circle perhaps. yIks! anyways.. at the stroke of midnight we all went out to the middle of the road with our sparklers.. chasing cars around.. greeting them a happy new year.. ~~occasionally shouting vulgarites to them..~~ but im sure we din do that.. come on do u believe pple like us actually do that...

anyways. on yeah i was taking a look at my previous year's new year.. ok or rather last year's resolutions:

- learn a new language

- do a good deed anonymously

- learn to cook

- laugh everyday

- meditate

- feel the need to..( well this i cant say, i could have left it out but sometimes a lil suspense is good for you( i know what ur thinkin.. ur thinking "yah rite.." shit u man! haha)

- forgive someone who doesnt deserve it

- learn to play the piano properly

- Be a best fren to more than 1 person

- Run a marathon

- Defend a principle that will eventually have its consequences

Ok lets see.. out of the 11 resolutions i have.. ive actually only partially done all of it.. haah. i hope that counts for something.. but seriously.. resolutions come it handy.. at least for me babe..

sometimes i need the extra reason to do something for myself.. and tah dah.. its these promises of the new year that drives..

2007-12-26T06:32:00.000-08:00

Tis the season to be jolly trah la la la la. la la la la.. hoho jolly indeed. Christmas was well spent this year.. i hope i did my fair share of getting stuff for pple, considering my lack of funds. anD, in this case, i do have the right to use the phrase "its the thought that counts". haah. anyway, I hope the chocolates i gave out did justice for me. if lucky, i'll upload some fotos. hmm.. christmas presents were alright, bearing in mind it gets harder and harder each year to get the right stuff for pple. Din join pcc gang this year AGAIN. sorry.. haha..

haiz.. ok wad else. oh not that im being arrogent, but i think im seriously not bad at poker. After a gruelling 3+ hours of texas hold'em poker, i eventually won! woohoo! And another 2 hours in a second round, and after being soo close to losing in the early stages. i eventually won again! wohoo! haha but i hope every1 had fun la.

anyway play time's over.. gotta get back to freakin work. sch work that is..

2007-12-22T23:38:00.000-08:00

Being general about this..

One thing I cant stand.. being stood up.

And for the record, i am so damn pissed off by this sort of thing, expect for me never to show up again. hell dont even expect to speak to me.

2007-12-20T23:32:00.000-08:00

Rhapsody of the Sea
First day
FINALLY! Oh! My so well deserved break is here after a hectic and jam packed school term. It just feels so damn great!! Its liberation! The true feeling of liberation.. N I can tell ya, its sweet as hell darlings.. as sweet as hell. And yes I had to emphasize it..ok?! okay anyways and by the ways whilst im writing this, its actually in contrast, heart wrenching cuz im leaving TMR! All the earlier ecstasy was just in retrospect… I don’t wanna go home man.. home where all the FYP project is.. home where a load of crap is awaiting me… nooooooooOOooOo…. This sux.. But oh well.. I’ll still tell ya about my wonderful vacation.
1st Day
Okay so.. it’s the first day and we, meaning mama, kong kong, mummy, james bond junior and myself have boarded the very ship that I’ve been expecting for the past 6 months. First destination after boarding.. BUFFET! Haha.. hey I was really REALLY happy when I stepped into the buffet restaurant. Happy like when I had my first love.. happy like when I score a goal.. happy like when I was taking crack, …if I were taking crack. Im just kidding, I do not encourage drugs.. anyway back to the topic.. the buffet restaurant IS hell big and the variety of food is crazy. I could take 1 bite of each dish and not even have enough space to try everyone on tray. Thank goodness I brought my tummy.. just worried what my 7 packs might become after that…

2nd day
oOO la la.. second day was gd. Went rock climbing. Yes the ship has a rock climbing wall 3 stories high AND I, me, myself, I.. reached the top! Haah ain’t I just great. Too bad I cudnt get a pic though.. Anyway I hit the gym after that, gotta keep fit u know..
Right, dinner was at this classy restaurant, and the dress code for the night was formal, suits or tuxedos. Simply delightful, I finally had an excuse to put on a suit for ONCE. Yes I guess there’s a first to everything. Anyway speaking about firsts.. I had my first taste of escargots. mMm.. they’re I wont say superbly delicious but more like interestingly nice. Haah. Taste like oysters actually.

3rd day
Third day was spent mostly on the sunny island of Phuket. Obviously, we went shopping about. Bargaining is fun alright. The retailers start off at such ridiculous prices, they make me laugh every single time. I wanted to get a Liverpool belt, thought that 250 baht ( 10 sing dollars) was quite reasonable. The buggers start off with 1.2k baht(50 plus sing dollars) OMGosh.. its so exaggerated its laughable. Walked away from a few shops till one offered 300 baht. So okay loh.. its suppose to be for tim. Prolly wudnt fit him. But that’s not my problem. Haah. Hopefully the belt will act as a goal for him to set at losing weight. Haha eh shit who am I kidding… nvm..
Anywayz, midday went for this aromatic thara spa at one of the resorts. Damn funny, they didn’t give us pants or bathe robes, only towels so james and I din know if we had to be naked or wad. Haha. So I went to ask some1 and they told me to use the towel. James decided to not wear anything underneath while I opted for my underwear.. haa. And whats more he din wanna listen to me when I told him to put on his boxers. Haha, damn I cant imagine the wad will happen if he steams during the massage. HAHA. Oh well..

4th day
Some of the things I had that was worth remembering
Banana soufflé
Strawberry Daiquiri – it’s a ice blended cocktail.
Mango mai tai – some cocktail drink.. its seriously a cock drink. Tastes like medicine for goodness sake.
Beef Ribs were SOO good my mouth’s watering right now.
And my fav, sorbet or sherbet as they call it there.

All in all it was great. Din gamble though. Lack of cash plus wad would my parents think of me?!! No offence to gamblers out there. I might upload some pics. Soon hopefully.

2007-10-06T07:31:00.000-07:00

funny shit. I JUST found eileen Fu's christmas card today while at my old house. Apparently some pple din know i shifted and sent christmas stuff to my old address. DBS included, though im quite sure i updated em. haha.. damn, n all this time i'd tot Ms Fu had forgotten all about me..
anyway, i think i've discovered how to cure my running nose syndrome. seriously. Its actually so simple. I dont know y ive never thought about it b4. stupid me. OK besides sleep, every time when you or rather i, get up from bed, its always good to warm up ur body. go jogging, do some pushups situps pcc or smth.
ok that made me realise now, y we had PE in the morning back den in secondary school..
anyway, aiz blogging sucks.. tired.

I just gotta scold ZUWEI whom i know will read this sooner or later.

U old faggot!! stop t********** my n********** biatch sicko freak

2007-10-01T07:41:00.000-07:00

God i have a freakin lousy nose. every week withour fail.. getting sick. argh. anyway, i have something that will brighten up my day no matter wad... *drum rolls*........my foto with fiona xie wan yu! woohoo! I AM SO HAPPY I can literally dance now. which i am going to...
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trust me.. i WAS dancing.. just use ur imagination. n pls imagine me doing it well k. cuz i do. just ask all the girls i'd dance with be4. they'd tell ya.
haha.. jking.
aiz.. but sad to say, she's some1 i can only look from afar..
UNLESS...
hmm.. One day she happened to be walking home from work, den suddenly she came across this tall burly fierce guy out of nowhere. He stood right in front of her, a towering figure with heaps of intense bulging muscles. He held a knife in his right hand whilst his left, gesturing her to hand over her prized $10000000 LV bag. Recognising that it cost a bomb, Fiona felt she could never part with that precious bag of hers, but if she were to, she'd definitely go down together with it, n thus refused to give in to his demands. *to cut the story short*..
blablabla... i happened to be there, kicked his balls, maybe gave him a couple of punches in the face and the stomach, oh btw he tried to stab me but i was too fast, i dodged n poked his nervous system or pressure point(wadeva they call it..) under his hairy arm pit(which stank like hell, he prolly hasnt bathed in a trillion years ) redering him partially imobile. n..blablabla. I saved her life.
Den in her traumatised n vulnerable state, i'd comfort her, give her a sense of security, carry her home in my arms..

picture perfect.

2007-09-27T05:50:00.000-07:00

thought about completely ending my blogging career recently. haah. Not that i dont have time to blog, its just that I rather make better use of my time, doing stuff i always wanted to do..~~surfing porn~~ running around chasing butterflies and stuff.
Anyway, I just found out that FIONA hotty mama Xie is comin to school tmr! Its for this show called Hey Gorgeous where FIONA n gang go ard sch in search of me.
yea I wish. she's prolly gonna scamper ard SP looking for some other lucky ass guys lah dammit. DAMMIT.
i'll blog again. cant think now. dammit.
God pls let it be me.

2007-08-21T07:40:00.000-07:00

Check out Got rice? and Got milk? videos ya

2007-08-05T08:47:00.000-07:00

People are generally not evil in nature. Deep down inside, each of us has a conscience, or something that tells us right from wrong, or at least tries its best to. However, being the unique individuals that we are, we always have different opinions, different goals, different principles, upbringing etc.. N of course, we are only human, n humans make mistakes.... N in sometimes it might be swayed by events that occur there n den.

dont focus on people, focus on the problem...

Waiting for you.....

2007-08-01T06:04:00.000-07:00

Im sure many of us can relate to this song, sung by AI contestant elliott Yamin. Its called WAIT FOR YOU.
Well, I used to wait for some1 be4. N i can tell u it wasnt easy... hoping, waiting, just for that right time to come. I was willing to keep to my word though, continued to wait. N in fifteen mins my fren finally came..
This song is great though.

2007-07-29T06:42:00.000-07:00

SORRY isnt the magic word that resolves everything.. In fact sometimes, not only can it be ineffective, it can also be meaningless. Once, fake mum, nel n i were taking a cab home and apparently the cabby took ridiculous turns on purpose to make our ride longer. So we told the cabby off n he kept on arguing back with us but in the end replied to our rantings this... "ok... would it make u happy if i said sorry?" n kept on repeating it without remorse. Then once again he said .. "ok.. if it makes u happy, sorry". The point is, if i kill ur dog burn ur house kill ur family n say im really sorry.. would it be enough? well no. The word is NOTHING. it might as well have been puppy or cherry or what not. What's the difference?

Nonetheless, life goes on.. without a hitch.

2007-07-22T08:04:00.000-07:00

argh, I spent over 2 freakin hours which i was suppose to be using to study today removing some damn irritating virus. qi gek to the max man. Now my wallpaper's gone and my internet seems a wee-bit slower.. Im sure there's a relation to Mr A-hole virus. anyway, i managed to find a useful free virus/spyware scanner called superantispyware. I highly recommend it to whoeva's crying their ass off CTAO cuz their comp's screwed.. oO btw, formed a new abbreviation.. haah..

niwae sorry mum n gang, couldnt join for timber on saturday.. was too tired from cooking n booze at fren's house.. tts the honest truth. haha.. tts all for updates.. gotta go .... wads new? ....

study...........

2007-07-13T07:05:00.000-07:00

Well yeah i've thought it be nice to add some music for a change. n if ur wonderin wads it called, the song's We Just Dont Care by JOHN LEGEND..
WE JUST DONT CARE
how great would it be if we just dont care isnt it. Not worryin too much bout what other people think.. act on impulse or perhaps go mad for a moment.. do what we've secretly always wanted to do but somehow either lack the courage or fear riducule.. But, really..Kudos to those who dare to do what makes no sense to others but to themselves, u deserve respect.. at least i think so.. lol, actually, if u think about it, it makes perfect sense, we've only got ONE single life to live , so y not, give whateva's up our minds a ~~shit~~ shot.
Lets do away with procrastinating or suppressing inner desires or dreams..
Especially the ones which are of association with socially deemed unacceptable paths in life.. If every1 takes the routine route, live a stereotypical life, dump away with challenges that are indeed our purpose or passion, den where is the life in that? People always say they regret this fug n that fug. N it'd manifest each time, a growing sense of adversion for regret. For regret shouldnt be defined in us, but remain in its rightful asylum, the dictionary.
..not tryin to act cultured here... ok maybe a lil.. but it has always been in my introverted blood.
Anyway on another note, i dont understand y people place song lyrics in their entries.. n i im sure i can come out with at least 10 reasons y its ridiculous..
another time maybe..

2007-07-08T17:46:00.000-07:00

Lee Zu Wei from class DME 3A25 year 2007 from Singapore Polytechnic is a gay faggot.
woohOo!

2007-07-03T06:38:00.000-07:00

urgh.. finally... after bout a month, i've finally finished reading my pride n prejudice book. But somehow i still cant imagine how englishmen or women during that period of time(18th or 19th century) could actually speak such courtly forms of english like nobody's business. or maybe they still do?? haah. who knows? N moreover you cant really tell so from current english soccer players cuz they're prolly not as articulate as they are at footybally.

anyway, had quite a bittersweet birthday. however some things are not in propriety of mentioning. anyway, i had makan with mostly my family members so i'd most prolly left near to everyone else out so dont get the wrong idea n think it was a utter disinvitation to whoeva. i hope the meals we cooked were satisfactory though. There was cheese melted on tortillas with spicy beef chunks, grilled dory fish, maggi mee(woot!, credit to my dad) and a strawberry blend n i finally got to open my caramel baileys! haah. see what u've missed out on "mum"?!! anywayz it was really fun la. i'd rather do this kinda shit than the same old bbq or restauranting..

oh btw i shd prolly put this in, i shall do smth for my paternal side too in time to come too, not that im neglectin you'al yea.

anyway, now im gonna dedicate myself to my newfound wealth, thanks to the angpaos recieved..woohoo! n to my fyp, n to indulging in reading, n perhaps some other minute stuff.

haah.. any1 wanna watch transformers? ur treat..

2007-06-27T03:53:00.000-07:00

Just some pics i took while on going to HK, i've not included all of em, its taking too long to load n i've gotta mug mug mug!

2007-06-26T01:07:00.000-07:00

Im a back from a holidaYzzzz! yay! home sweet home! haha.. i'll prolly update in a week. this week's jam packed with tests.. soo.. yeah..

2007-06-13T08:01:00.000-07:00

5 more days... 5 more days man. Gonna be off to superstar virgo! yay. I've already got everything planned out nicely. Heroes and Prison break2 during my nothing to do time, cam whoring, food glorious food, bingo session, drinkin!, casino, maybe not really into casino though, lacking of a certain item. haha. wad else? Oo yes plan to exercise too, maybe i'l bring my soccer ball, i cant live without it. oh yes gotta study so i'll prolly take along some notes just in case.. haha.

And its 17 days more to somethin else.. hoho.. eh nuh but it depends on certain circumstances whether i'll be givin a treat. depends on my sch work, my mood n quite importantly, MONEY, if it be returned n i have enuf by then. haah. oh well, can only be lookin forward to it.

other updates..

I just joined geoffrey's new (soccer) team, played a few matches already n i must say they're quite gd. Can challenge PCC United. hah. shant tok to much about it la. But rest assure i'll play for PCC if there's a match with them. oO yah n its the FIRST time PCC's buying jersey for me. FIRST TIME lehhhhh though ive played for them for donkey years. its about time man, its about time... haha..

Im ofF

2007-06-07T05:04:00.000-07:00

Drink Oolong tea. Its good for ur health okay, it washes away toxins(i think) and it cools the body. I drink it almost everyday. Hey! Shit! no wonder im so cool. haah.

Anyway, some not very conventional ways of sleeping in the lecture theater, i promise, u only can find this in the engineering lecture halls.

sleep is for the weak. .. erRm.. at least thats what Christopher thinks. haha, well then I guess these guys must be true blue weaklings huh.

haha, yawN..

2007-06-04T06:34:00.000-07:00

Caught a virus last week. No. not a computer virus. A bacterial illness sickness kinda virus. And apparently from a very old man classmate which went ard school spreading it and now its spread to another fella. Shit rite.?! Couldnt go to school for 3 full days!! Its not as yay - i - get - to - miss - class - n- slack - its - so - fun as u think okay. Its like dying. U know how dying feels.??? It feels like dying. Thats all i can tell u.

4 more days 4 more days!

2007-05-25T07:30:00.000-07:00

As i was on my way to orchard last wednesday, so qiao gotta meet jeremy n joel along the way. Was suppose to meet em there btw. So upon reachin orchard, Us n tim made our way to hardrock cafe. It was showin the champions league finals specially for liverpool fans but apparently some milan fans with big balls i must say, also came to
join in to watch the game. 2 of em to be precise n 1 erRm.. ManU fan?? wad the hell was he doin there?.. By the way i noticed them because of the jerseys they were wearin.. Well im no hardcore fan, im merely a sofecore 1 if i might put it that way. so dont expect me go Anfield with u Mr knnbccb pangseh Dohman, I'm just contented at being a lousy supporter can?..
Anyways, details aside... Liverpool lost 2-1 to Milan. haiz. saded!! anyway, its ok la, we made it this far, its sumthin to be proud of already.
anyway recently, maybe a day or 2 be4 this, James commented that "better not to go to the finals n then lose, because then u'll(liverpool) be remembered as lousers". haha, funny though, cuz ManU just lost the FA cup finals. haah!
Anyway today, nb i was conned by 24yr very old man n gang to go all to way jurong east just to watch them eat freaking lunch. well actually its not as far as it seems cuz i was in sch before that but still....? We went to the Jurong East library afterwards. Read a few pages of the book i was in the midst of readin..Pride n Prejudice.. while the horny gang was i dont know doing wad. Prolly ogling at some girls lah. Den went home shortly aferward. just like that. argh. bluudy ^%$#^ only know how to abuse my niceness.....

2007-05-24T07:21:00.000-07:00

HaizZ, its okay.. its okay..... haizz.

2007-05-20T20:39:00.000-07:00

hoho! just when i posted my last entry, the system suddenly reverted back to normal. funny.. seems like some1 read my entry n decided not to play ard anymore.. haha.

Btw Great Singapore Sale starts on this freakin Friday n i dont have enuff money! Whats more, im saving up for somethin else! argh i need money. i mean, i want it.. so those who still owe me money ah please return asAp can?? haha eh i think i need a sugar mummy, PRONTOS... youwhoooO any takers?? haha.

Niwae speakin bout owing money, just saw this guy(i dont consider him a fren no more) the other day who owes me HELL LOT of money, workin at GRANDLINK SQUARE. Yea call me stupid but i've decided to forget it, i dont see any way of gettin my cash back. what? beg threaten steal ask??? haha. i dont wanna waste my effort no more.

oO anyway speakin of grandlink, hell.. goin there in bout half an hrs time. Peppery to be specific.. fellowship purposes.. hah.

2007-05-20T20:17:00.000-07:00

E-learning can really be annoying sometimes. Especially when this happens. argh!
Was all psyched up to do my work n this happens?!! shit!

oh btw if u could see my windows, im actually at youtube listening to Its Not Over by Chris Daughtry for the 100001th time already. haha. my fav.

2007-05-20T05:56:00.000-07:00

Just few things i've been wondering for some time...
make it 5 lah yea.
Do girls boom shakalaka!??
Y r old men so horny? espcially 24yr old ones..
y am i not allowed to drive my dad's car by myself?!! y?!!! y!? YYYY?!!!!
ok la sian.. make it 3 for now.. lazy...

2007-05-15T04:45:00.000-07:00

What's with drivers n a bad attitude man? Just the other day i was driving my folks for dinner n i cut this guy's lane suddenly at the last min. It forced him to slow down, or perhaps even take evasive action. ok sorry la, my fault, but i'd no choice wad. gotta change lane or else made 1 big round. But den he had to drive beside me to take a look at my face, n whilst doing that my dad was like apologising to him for me. I should have told him not to but oh well. anyway that stupid fella, was on my left side, signalling LEFT, n cut ~~IN FRONT OF~~ ACROSS ME n turned RIGHT into one of the perpendicular lanes whilst continuing his stare. i hope u could see the logic and the utter idiocy in doing so. haha. i'd laugh at any1 hu gets angry over trivial matters. im not the one who's losing anyway.. haha.. the ones who let their emotions get to them are.. n they'd just have their day spoiled thats all.

Anyways, if u think being an engineer means u gotta work in hot steamy shitty oily n dirty conditions. u're wrong man. looky at what we engineers also do... CLEANroom technology okay.. not a speckKKK of dusk.

2007-05-10T04:49:00.000-07:00

I'm gonna make this one short. yeppy kah yoW kah yea! i finally got my damn tooth done man. i've been waiting for ages to have my tooth crown done. haha n gdbye old tooth. hello new one! haha oh i remember when i was a kid i'd ask santa for new teeth for xmas because i broke mine. Stupid me. *slaps myself*. oh yea, n btw on my way to mr dentist i saw cheryl lek! she somehow recognised me with my sunglasses on. haah. funny though, cuz the last time i saw her i was standin in front of her n starin at her face for a gd 5 seconds without her knowin my presence. talk about dao man. hahaha. ahh.. nut on purpose la im sure.
anyways, idiot eileen. u're always n foreva ignorin me. somemore ask me wish u happy birthday. that aint cool, uhh uhh.
haha aye but wadeva la i dont care..
oh on an important note. N i must remind myself too, mother's day.. this sunday. i hope i got the day correct. haha.

there's always a first. dont wait till its too late to start.

2007-05-08T04:43:00.000-07:00

Hmm.. im thinkin what shall i blog about right now man. I dont really wanna tok about timothy's gigantic bag though i told him i might blog about it. anyway i'll just mention that its 3 times the size of my bag and he carries doh inside it. cool aite?! and btw gigantic is pronounce J(jam)I(ice)-G(game)an(ant)-tic...
not guy-gantic k. haha. dont laugh ok, some pple really do pronounce it the wrong way. especially mr andy. though ur not the culprit for this one. haha.
oh yea btw i had jap quizzy on monday. actually it be the second quiz lah. I found a method to ~~cheat~~ refer though. hehe.
looky here from my fone! just the notes i needed for my quiz! woohoo! full marks for sure!

ahh ok fine i changed my mind. see how big is it?! It looks bigger in person, trust me.

check this music video out. i think its great.
From yesterday by 30 seconds from/to(dunt know which is the right one) mars.
Surreal, refreshing, awe-strickening music!

2007-05-03T05:20:00.000-07:00

wah lan eh. recently so many people's birthday. gotta spend so much money even when im already pok gai right now. haha.

anyway, went to giraffe on monday to celebrate a fren's birthday. Its a dining bar la basically, nice setting, EXPENSIVE food and goody service. ~~Since dinner was free,~~ i ~~purposely~~ ordered a very expensive food item on the menu. aguerro or something like that. lamb chop. which took quite a long time to come, or maybe its just that i was ravenously hungry for food. anyway, after that we sat ard talk kok sing song, n headed to harris bar for a drink. had a jug of beer. n the funny thing was... while we were like COMPARING the price of a bucket of beer to a jug of beer, chingchong(not his real name) asked the waiter how many bottles were there in a bucket. ok that 1 not so bad la. a bit noob but not so bad........ till... "erR, one bottle how many millilitre?"

i was like......shit u la!! wanna compare every drop ah!? haha!

later on decided to go play soccer at kallang, the cage. got nagged AGAIN for going out late. i had to remind myself that my parents love me n dont want me to get into trouble la this la that la..

what can i say, im a mama's boy. heH.

anyways james chia wu juan orang utan happy birthday i love u especially today since ur MAn U lost to the AGING ac milan. haha! yes!!!!

i hope history will repeat itself.

2007-04-16T09:52:00.000-07:00

Here it goes again. yep, i can't sleep. nope. not tonite i cant. n its arghH.
alright, anyway. school's just started today. yeah i know... so what?!
aHH anyway was thinking if i should talk about what ive been doing recently. what i bought, what i intend to get, what shit ive been eatin, what ive been doing out n all. BUT nuh, who cares if i got new bags or watches or gadgets or did some shit. haha its so mundane no 1 really bothers so i wont write them. Well, maybe till it comes a time i wanna make pple jealous. haAh. But i doubt that will happen.
OK, lets see, random time.
1. Know what, this female bombshell, her name, Tila Nguyen, she is hurhurhurHOOOTTTahhhh nah merah can!!? but i dont encourage little kids 2 go and search for her pics please. needless for me to explain. haha.
2. I need a maid... No.. i want a maid.. no wait... i change my mind..i dont want a maid. I want tila N. to be.. ok yes i change my mind again. i want a maid. i want her to be my maid. Its one of those things...
3. i cant help but think i need money. NOO NO wait. i want it. I WANT MONEY!
eh shit, this is not good. pple r starving n stugglin n im thinkin of stupid luxuries... I wish u could see me slappin myself now. haha.
4. James is irritating.
5. Timothy is fat. sorry.. WAS fat... getting fatter.
ahh.. right.. gonna try to sleep again.. hope it works..

2007-04-11T22:45:00.000-07:00

top 10 dumb things in blogosphere
in no particular order,

1. password protected posts

in this era, blogging is not your regular cutesy diary with a small lock attached.. you want people to view your oh-so-nice blog, and yet you block posts after posts with passwords..if it's only meant for someone in particular, then msn him/her.. don't expect your blogders to keep asking for your password..

2. long-nonsensical-blog-address.blogspot.commyblogaddress-is-so-unique-and-iamsocool.blogspot..

personally, i find them VERY lame.. why not type a whole essay for your blog address?

3. rojak blog interface

youtube videos, song list, youtube videos, flickr badge, and MORE youtube videos.. do you even know that all that embedding lags your blog?and seriously, if i want to watch videos, i know how to go youtube.com..

4. dear bloggie.....

"...today i ate 25 grains of rice, drank 2 cups of water and watched tv for 2 hours..."your life very boring lor.. please write something more interesting; dun waste the space in the world wide web with boring stuff you do everyday..

5. "thank you my loyal readers"

your loyal readers includes you yourself in the morning, in the afternoon and at night..stop thinking that alot of people is reading your blog if it's not really like that.. xiaxue addresses to 20,000 eyes daily, yours collect 20,000kg of dust daily..

6. oxford thesaurus blog

"bonjour! yours truly is filled with bliss & gratification to indite yet another sublime entry about thee oh-so woebegone.."(okay seriously i have no idea what i am writting about, but..) MY POINT IS, please lah we all know that rainbow of volcabulary isn't from you.. so stop trying so hard to fill up your blog with words that you don't even know the meaning of..

7. oh i'm so lousy

don't you hate people who keep complaining about themselves? come on! embrace yourself! stop humiliating yourself in your blog to gain some pity votes..

8. oh i'm so great

then again, stop be so arrogant! if you really THAT good, prove it please.. don't keep saying it on your blog but nothing comes out of it..

9. rock music embedded

EH I ASK YOU! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONCENTRATE ON YOUR POSTS WITH ALL THOSE NOISE BLASTING FROM MY SPEAKERS?!

10. sorry i've moved to.....

you haven't been to you friend's blog for a week, and you finally get to the blog after 6 clicks and 6 pages of "Sorry! I've move to blahblahblah.blogspot.com! Please update!".....stop the madness now? pretty please...?

--> jayleif.blogspot

2007-04-08T18:39:00.000-07:00

I was writing an entry before this. Like the many ones ive written be4 and then discarded cuz i somehow found them boring, overly philosophical, private n what have you. anyway, Im at the office right now again. Busy finding out what my horoscope says about my personality....

The general description about this person is proud, honorable, stylish, dignified, prudent, caring, curious and materials.
One word for people born in this month is passionate.
These people appear lively and cheerful(i do dont i?). Others usually accept their brilliant ideas(of course! what do u expect?). Their intelligent statements in social situations and good conversational skills always attract people to follow their ideas. They have good inflow of money(I WISH...), but often spend it to show off(NO...more to give myself pleasure). However, it will not cause them any financial difficulties, since they are good at seeking profitable financial opportunities. They are very self-righteous(yep yep thats me). They always express their discontent if they are not completely satisfied and always become very frustrated(how u know?!!). If they cannot find satisfaction in work, they might quit immediately(definitely). They give up love very easily too(this is subjective..). They make hasty decisions, as they are unable to focus and organize their thinking on a subject(look at the way i blog..). They tend to change their minds very often and do not want to act(this one is a NONO).

haha.. anyways i got this from www.chineseastrologyonline.com

go check it out u bored people.

Btw i somewhat like what it says bout my personality. hahaha. But im not proud okay.. n do not change my decisions easily can?

But i admit im sometimes in denial of certain things la. It shd be added in. self-denial. haah.aight enuf of horoscope shit la.

Last night was really a drag. Went to bed at 11. Just could not sleep. tossed n turned to no avail. Something on my mind, no i shall not say wad. i cant! haha.. anyway, checked the time and it was 130 already. STILL couldnt slp. checked the time again. n it was 230. By then i was really getting frustrated. Got myself a drink. i dont remember wads it called exactly. kimo something i think. haha n u know wad? vVwhala. just what i needed...

2007-04-01T23:56:00.001-07:00

Dammit. I was writing my entry halfway before I kicked the power cable n it caused the comp to shut down n my halfdone entry went down the drain with it. Argh qi gek to the max.
Anyway, here goes…again..
whale told me that bloggers are hypocrites. That they are just putting on a façade of what they want people to see them as and not who they really are. For instance, u’d check the dictionary for certain words u’d wanna use in ur entries or illuminate only certain aspects of ur own self and by doing so, you’re not being true to urself and ur readers.
only those blogs whose sole purpose is advertising (think he was referring to those porno ones) or objective topic views are the exception.
I told him of course its true. Anyway, I dint think there was anything bad about that right?
But den, whale told me its lying. I din wanna argue so I left it at that.
Anyway, I think I’ve thought about this be4, but it was quite a long time ago, in one of my entries…
Personally, if u ask me, its true la. Take myself for example; I don’t really reveal much on my blog, or maybe I don’t have much to reveal?! haah. Only the things I’d want pple to see. Sometimes I really “admire” people who simply jot down every single detail of their lives, their emotions, basically and more emphatically, things that are considered private. Though I don’t really consider doing so as such a wise thing, but who am I to have an opinion aight. Haha.
Ok anyway freakin hell im becoming a woman la, ive just discovered the power of retail therapy only recently. Haha. Heng I’ve got my puny pay. Its not much but at least its something. If not dead brokenness I would be again. Argh wish I could feature in some advertisement that pays me a lot of money like some1 I know *ahem ahem*.
Anyway, I’ll leave it at that.

2007-03-21T08:58:00.000-07:00

Spent the past 2 nights watching Prison break 2. N it certainly has shagged(dunt know how its suppose to be spelt.. help some1??) me out man. Argh, some1 tell me where i can find the episodes after 18 PLEEEEEEASE. argh, thats the problem with these kind of tv programmes man.. the serial ones especially.. with many many episodes.. n u gotta wait till the next week be4 u can find out wad happens n something interesting happens n BAMM.. to be continued.. n frustratingly, you gotta wait, AGAIN, till the next week. Imagine if i'd waited for episode 19 of PB2. Damn it'll be like... erR.. calculatin calculating, now's episode2 on tv so that makes it hmm... 4 months!!!! 4 months CAN U IMAGINE THE AGONY?!

dammit.

anyway, i saw you wee today, think he saw me too but oh well, kena dao-ed. haha.. that's life aint it? A fatman once told me about some life lessons.. that there are 3 things in life... either u see things(dun let ur imagination run wild ok, i dunt mean ghosts or anything like that. I mean like wadeva can?!) and ignore them, u dont see them at all, or u see things and pretend u din see anything... Make sense??

if it does, do let me know.. cuz it dont make no sense to me!!

haah..okok.. hardly any life lessons really, cuz im just bullshittin...

oh my GaRdinia bread, looky at the time man..

cant miss me slp now aite..

2007-03-18T18:35:00.000-07:00

fake mum(dun ask me hu is it) asked me to post this entry..

anyway whilst at work, im really putting lotsa effort into chatting.

n maybe blogging.

cuz i usually cant be bothered unless im really free.

well erR, one of my chats at work..

follow the cycle and life will be good says:
loser
samuel--- says:
hey tmr morning play soccer?
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
with ?
samuel--- says:
rachel
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
SET
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
meihui leh
samuel--- says:
meihui n lyunia
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
nice !
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
shuwen ?
samuel--- says:
shuwen ur team
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
ah
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
i tot she ur team
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
she msg and tell me
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
verlyn oso
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
me w rachel and meihui
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
lyunia refree
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
haha
samuel--- says:
k i'll ask them grind u
samuel--- says:
den i'll 'tackle' MH n rachel
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
ah ?
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
they will go further den grinding me leh
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
and they are well protected u can get near them
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
ahha
samuel--- says:
eh dude ask u
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
no
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
ya what
samuel--- says:
wad animal can be kept in a cage
samuel--- says:
n..
samuel--- says:
r the type that can recognise their owner
samuel--- says:
n can response to em
samuel--- says:
n easy to take care
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
samuel?
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
ok jus joking let me think
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
hamster is the closest i can think of
samuel--- says:
hamster will recognise me meh
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
ya la the only thing not to the point is this
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
dog and cats not easy to b taken care of wad
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
haha
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
snake ah ?
samuel--- says:
rabbit leh?
samuel--- says:
or those look look like rabbit that kind
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
rabbit i dun think will recognise u leh
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
and hor not v easy take care also
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
shit mroe den hamsters
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
haha
samuel--- says:
wah..
samuel--- says:
sian nah..
samuel--- says:
i want to keep a pet leh
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
haha jus adopt a puppy lah
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
cute n nice
samuel--- says:
maybe i'll just keep feeding some cat i find ard my neighbourhood
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
when the puppy becum bigger give away
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
LAME
samuel--- says:
den it will auto come find me
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
might as well keep the food and eat for urself
follow the cycle and life will be good says: haha

samuel--- says:
no need to clean it n stuff
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
...
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
who says
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
later it come and find u
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
so dirty
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
den u hav to clean the mess it made
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
haha
samuel--- says:
i dun let it come my house la deh
samuel--- says:
just outside
samuel--- says:
i want a ****ing puppy la mum
samuel--- says:
i ****ing no childhood eh
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
haha nono u should say
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
i want a fucing pussy la mum
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
haha.
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
i oso no childhood
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
eh i hav tortise and rabbit b4
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
haha.
samuel--- says:
den?
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
tortise still ard
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
u wan i can giv u cos my family really find it a burden to our busy lifestyle
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
and rabbit died and gave away
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
haha
samuel--- says:
ur tortoise how big
samuel--- says:
sell to turtle house ah
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
hahahaha
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
__ u understand
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
hah.a
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
is tortise not turtle
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
different
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
and ur meihui dao u no liao ah
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
dun bitch u liao
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
ahhaha.
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
eh u there nt ?
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
dun dao leh
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
im so bored but i dunwan play fm and lazy go out
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
tell me what can i do !
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
haah
samuel--- says:
sori
samuel--- says:
haha was working on something
samuel--- says:
anyway...
samuel--- says:
eh cherilyn broke up already ah
samuel--- says:
i mean
samuel--- says:
cherilyn broke up already u noe
samuel--- says:
i mean
samuel--- says:
she din break up la
samuel--- says:
she's still in one piece
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
HAHAHAHAHA
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
F U LA
samuel--- says:
but she broke up with her bf
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
u think my mind as stupid as u ah
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
eh how u noe
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
i noe melissa also single
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
the gers damn lame leh
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
wen one hav bf all hav
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
one break all like breaking up one by one
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
haha.
samuel--- says:
celine still got wad
samuel--- says:
rite? haha i duno
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
duno leh
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
never follow them for ages liao
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
what time u knock off ah
samuel--- says:
5 plus
samuel--- says:
y
samuel--- says:
u want fetch me ah
samuel--- says:
i meet u at my workplace downstairs 545
samuel--- says:
dun be late
samuel--- says:
hu late hu treat dinner
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
hahahaha
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
f u lah
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
i thinking ydae u cumout awhile i like bastard u
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
u should hav stayed den i can pangseh them man
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
cos ydae other den for music and chitchat with them the rest are
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
haha
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
*were
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
haha
samuel--- says:
oh.. haha wads new
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
andy got a new phone ?
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
hahahaha
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
eh u wear shit and pants to work ah
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
i mean shirt
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
hahahaha
samuel--- says:
sometimes
samuel--- says:
y
samuel--- says:
but sometimes i oso go naked
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
ok this one got me laughing
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
hahaah.
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
**** U LAH
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
cos u that time so ganciong wan buy nice shoes to match ur business attire mah
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
haha.,
samuel--- says:
haha tt 1 lousy shoe orh
samuel--- says:
i use once n the surface like..
samuel--- says:
shedding liddat
samuel--- says:
now i realise
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
is u heavy lah
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
fatshit'
samuel--- says:
if u want quality just forkout the cash
samuel--- says:
shutup fatface
samuel--- says:
fatface mum
samuel--- says:
botak fatface mum with no hair
samuel--- says:
haha
samuel--- says:
k la. sori.. abit overboard
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
**** u
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
how can u scold ur dad and mum huh
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
im andy ur dad
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
im using n73 so that makes me ur mum too
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
stupid son
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
eh ask u how to make an image smaller ?
samuel--- says:
wad image
samuel--- says:
u use magic orh
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
eh **** U UNDERSTAND
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
**** UR ASSS ! !
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
**** UR COMPANY ! !
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
****U !!!
-
follow the cycle and life will be good sent you a nudge.
-
samuel--- says:
wad image u toking about la
samuel--- says:
andy's nude pics ah?
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
*******
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
eh i add u into one converstion one
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
this ger
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
last time PM me in whosgoing den chit chat chit chat den i go army den she now gt bf
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
keep saying how gd her bf this and this this and that
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
den say what she apply NUS medicine
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
but her gpa only 3.1
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
WTF righ
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
hahaa
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
wan join in the convo and tok cock w her
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
haha.
samuel--- says:
she pretty anot
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
errm..
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
i tink ok lah
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
but she got this mole that turns me off
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
hahahaahha
samuel--- says:
den did u tell her?
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
HAHAHHA
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
i would love too but im not as bad as u
samuel--- says:
like xinlei tt kind ah
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
worse ah
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
bigggger one
follow the cycle and life will be good says:
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2007-03-15T19:07:00.000-07:00

If u read the news recently, u'll see that there is this thing on above-average students entering poly OR average students NOT being able to enter. Apparently, there have been complains that these days, average students are finding it hard to get accepted into their desired course or even this line of education. Its no doubt obvious, that over the years, there is a growing trend in the increasing number of eligible JC students(and i by far, do not refer to those who got 20 points for their L1R5, though they still count, but more so for those getting like, say, 10 points n below for L1R5 or L1r4) entering poly, depriving average 20+ pointer students or even the better ones(ARD 14 points) from entering poly or the course of their choice, but is it fair to say shut the brilliant students out of the poly education?
Yes, okok.. MAYBE pple like them or myself(im not refering to myself as brilliant, its just that I did well for my Os) for that matter are spoiling the market yea? Maybe im being selfish n shd not have entered poly, maybe I shd have continued my JC education huh…? Maybe I shdnt have denied 1 more average student the chance of an opportunity in poly education. Likewise for the better ones(ard 14 points) who are unable to get the course of their choice.
OK WAIT A MINUTE.. those who’re complainin..
Let me tell u what it sounds like.. it sounds like..
They( better ones(ARD 14 points) ) are sayin..
“I'm qualified to chase almost all the single girls in Singapore, yet I'm unable to get my favourite girl. Its not fair! All the super hot guys shdnt be allowed to court ‘my’ average girls! MUMMYYYY…*whines*..”
hey.. but guess what, im hotter than you, bitch.
Just because you think you're qualified doesn't mean there aren't more qualified people out there chasing the one you want.. so..bark up.
Same goes for average students aite, which reminds me. Clement told me the other day that his cousin is going to become a teacher and “what if ur students do badly and the parents not happy come and complain?”
His(ziiim) answer.. “ ur children stupid my fault ah?”

go figure the link....

HAHAHA, thanks ziiiiim.

Sore Loser

2007-03-08T00:55:00.000-08:00

I hate freakin sore loser barcelona fans n Lional Messi. Look at what he said.......
Messi slams 'ugly, dirty' Barcelona whizkid Leo Messi branded Liverpool "ugly and dirty" after crashing out of Europe this week.
The teenager moaned: "They set themselves up very well at the back and by playing ugly and dirty they beat us."
ive got news for u messi boy: "Grow up man. Ive got frens hu act like 8 year olds n i already tot they were bad, but u???!!!! U r 22-24years old n act like smelly brainless donkey. there is a saying...its not the way a person wins that defines a champion, its the way in which he loses. N you, messi boy, just showed us who's the true "ugly and dirty" one."

INJUSTICE

2007-03-04T19:23:00.000-08:00

This is injustice!! How can Liverpool play so well n lose to ManU. How can i get B for conduct n B for performance for attachment when they're beyond exemplary. whats more for 25/day pay?! wtf. At least if its like 60plus bucks per day den maybe should have more standard la. Even so, I still think the Bs are unacceptable. I dunt care man. Im gonna take revenge by eating up all they snacks n finishing up all their coffee packs n milo packs n wad has it at their 'relac corner'.

Lunch time... i'll continue later.. uHH im starvin..

.... K back. haha, n you know wad, today's woohoo! wad a turn of events. haha.

Hu cares about injustice now.. haha.. (back to work)

2007-01-23T03:41:00.000-08:00

lets just rub this in yea(though its long over).. LIVERPOOL whooped chelsea's ass 2-0 in case u havent heard.. no.. not 1 goal..and no....not 1 and a half... but TWO!! 2 superb goals from dirty kurty and jermane penant was enuf to brush aside who?? chelsea? former champions??! haah. i almost forgot they were..

was hoping for arsene n manu to draw. but i guess an arse win is alrite.. opens up the title race at last. so much for futball.

ITP placement's finally out! gonna be attached to this company at kallang! haha.. im so relieved that i was not posted somewhere in the west man.. it wud have been terrible..

i'll freakin write a better entry another time. got to study.

2007-01-08T06:00:00.000-08:00

lets try this for once... a long n purposeful entry.. not for the sake of it but.. well yah maybe for the sake of it.. hmm maybe not.. eh cant u see im trying to elongate! hah.. reminds me of one of my modules, engineering materials. elongation means make long.

anyway, yes im back at school already. nuthin much has changed besides chad's ever growing fat ass tummy.. u know, it used to be 1 month.. but now... its 4 months..... pregnant! haha. bark up dude.

oh, n btw, know wad. some things r so unexpected. i nvr thought.. n its really a never came across my mind kinda thought that some things cud happen. i know ur dying to know wad im tokin about. hmm... k but maybe i shdnt assume that ur dying to know wad im toking about. cuz i hate it when pple assume. did i say tt be4? i mean.. i know i said tt be4 but did i say it here? anyway its esp when they get it wrong... its really.. injustifying. reminds me of some fatass lady hu recently accused me of something i din do.. anyway... my point is.. as in from just now... is.. that life is full of surprises. n dunt assume dammit. n dunt judge too. n dont have no basic courtesy.

bout the fatass lady incident. btw it was a sunday afternoon, last sunday to be exact. i was munching on my tomato salsa pringles potato chips watchin tv when i heard a bump from the veranda. so i stood up and went to check it out. Then i realised that someone's blanket or bedsheet or wadshit had fallen on my chilli padi plant at my veranda! ok.. maybe not TOTALLY on the plant, just a lil bit of the side was leanin on it. so i lifted the plant touching part n hung it by the side. i was tempted to just throw it down to the first floor but tt's be quite bad i figured. so i just left it here, awaiting its owner's arrival. after awhile Fatso lady came knockin on my door. She told me that her sheet had dropped onto my varanda. n mind u, it was say... 2 mins only when the sheet fell before she came knockin. so anyway i was still holding my pringles in one hand(right) when i went to the door. ok so i engaged the door stopper n went to get her her sheet. i grabbed it with my left hand n came back to pass it to its rightful owner. a word of thanks n all n she left. after that i went back to watchin tv n my chips. den after wad.. 5 mins.. heard my doorbell.. went to open the door n guess wad.. yes, u got it right, it was aunty fatso at ur service. n immediately, right after i open my door, she said her sheet a patch of stain i dunt know how big, but by the looks of it, well of her face n her kanjiong spider expression, it must have been a darn significant stain la. btw aunty PUIso was speakin in chinese, a language i find hard expressing myself in. anyway she starts the ball rollin by accusin me indirectly of stainin her sheet. Here's wad she said...

just now ah when i took home my sheet ah i found 1 patch of blue(i think i heard blue) stain on my sheet. i keep on tryin to wash off cannot leh. u tell me how. u know ah i already ah wash ah my sheet ah n hang for 3 days leh. den only just now it drop to ur house. drop tt time nuthing touch the sheet leh. i know 1.. we all neighbour neighbour.. haiz.. now i cannot get the stain off.. we all neighbour neighbour.. haiz.. u tell me how now..

someware in between that i said "aunty i dint do anything. y wud i stain ur sheet? i have no reason to do tt."

den she said " i dunno i dunno.. errR eRr maybe u think mah fun or wad den.. haiz.. we all neighbour neighour.. n just now i saw u holding a spray can.. haiz... we all neighbour neighbour.."

"aunty tt was my potato chips la aunty(still in my hands n showin it to her). haah, im not that kinda person la aunty, i din do nuthin to ur sheet."

but NOOO.. she still wasnt convinced.. n kept on accusing me(indirectly) of staining her damn sheet. NB i wanted to say " eh aunty, u oso cannot anyhow accuse me leh" . but shit la i dunno how to say accuse in chinese, den gave up tt tot. argh.

anyway after sayin sayin sayin she left.... STILL NOT CONVINCED.

ok so maybe u might think just maybe my veranda might have some stain of ink or some shit. i went back to go check IN CASE. NUTHING, my veranda is sparklin clean la!.. ok tts a lie. but its clean really. or maybe my chilli pandi plant got angry becuz fatty's sheet blocked its sunlight n it squirted some sort of ink of stain onto the sheet..

u never know.. life is full of surprises..

A WRAP UP OF 2006

2006-12-26T08:55:00.000-08:00

ahh.. the year 2006 is coming to a close soon. finally.. but damn i feel old man. imagine, next year i wont be a teen no more! tt wud be my reality check. haha, anyway, sorry i havent been blogging for awhile, not tt im obligated to or anything but so i take my sorry back. haah. nuh la actually i have valid reasons for my absence. ive been managing west ham, a relegation-challenged football team in FM06/07, and ended my first season with a respectable 6th place in the table though i cheated on a number of occasions( i restarted the match when i lost).. n now im into the new season, mid season to be exact n im at the top of the table! u might think this is a load of bull, n its sooO easy to manage a team rite.. DING u la.. don't assume! i hate pple hu assume. assume assume assume... think wad.. assumption day ah?! assumption day on august 15 la deh. now's only christmas, 2 days after christmas to be exact. oh anyway, christmas, yea, MERRY CHRISTMAS! haah. to those i din manage to see or sms or wadeva, hope ya'all havin a gd time. cuz i have.. my presents have been or rather they are goooOOD, or at least to me they are.. haha, i got a dunno how many carot diamond gold watch from gaspy all the way from canada, got a puma belt from my aunt, ive got a new friend called wilson, i just played with him a while ago.. no, DING u, im not gay can, wilson is my badminton racket la DING. oh btw andy i called u in the afternoon to arrange badminton or wadeva shit but i guess u were sleeping AGAIN.. foreva liddat know.. make plans den in the end have to abandon them cuz somebudy is a pig. okok, i shall not assume.. u tell me alrite...

oh btw i really dont know how pple write freakin long essay type of entries man, wont u get tired after like... ard this length, i know i am, or maybe its just cuz its 230am n im hungry and lazy.

oh wait. be4 i forget.. my MUST SAYs...

joel if u wanna torture me, drive me ard in ur car.. i might die a really painful death.. tt day drive till i wanna puke la sial. hahaha.. maybe i shd bring this up in the next heart to heart tok session..

next, when pple say for example tom is hot, n every1's "burning" their finger touching Tom, maybe its not too clever to feel tom's neck with the back of ur palm n go.. "hot meh?" hahaha! ok nvm.. its an inside joke.. but it still applies.

alrite tts all for my MUST SAYS for now, ive gotta go grab smth to bite right now.. so till next time..

2006-12-05T09:32:00.001-08:00

Was on my way to school today, was late already, 20, maybe 30 mins late and was at paya lebar. den as i walking to tap my ezlink the display screen which used to show arrival durations instead came up with "Disruption to train service from yeshun to someplace". First time i saw something like that but it was apparent what happened. Its givin me a kinda chill so i shall not spell it out. anyway lucky east west line wasnt disrupted. If not, if not i wud have to take a damn one and a half hr bus ride to sch. mind u, i cant stand long journeys in vehicles.. i'll puke on ur face. haha. anyway wonder y mrt stations have become 'the place' these days. i mean.. there r so many other places so do it instead of mrt stations which wud waste thousands of pple's time man. But im not saying that doing it is a gd thing, it isnt. less ur out of ur mind.

rite, anyway, just now, was on my way back home and along the way this old man, late 50 or 60plus boarded the bus i was in, which was quite packed. So he moved toward the middle, where the exit door was. I was facing the other way, away from the exit door, n from the corner of my eye i saw the woman behind me, early 40s, suddenly got startled and leaned toward the exit door. Then i saw the old man holding the 2 bars with each of his hands surrounding her. At first i din know wad happened but when the old fag brushed the lady's hand, i realised from her reaction that she was being touched. den he looked at another woman beside n winked in a defiled manner. omG, at that point i was FREAKIN damn BOILING!!.. and thinking about it now brings that damn feeling back again. i freakin turned to the old fag.. "eh F*****r ! u do that again i'll punch ur F*****g face understand!" I really cudnt control myself n usually im not so chiong if u know me. n Every1 in the bus was staring at us la. every1. I dunt know if he was scared or wad but he was like wadeva.. nb.. anyway,the old fag went to the back of the bus after that. By den reach my house already. ahh.. dunt wanna think about it anymore..

anyway im tired..

pple's actions will decide the outcome of things..

2006-11-30T07:42:00.000-08:00

Was online for quite awhile. den i suddenly saw tt the gay david from downunder was online. omG david was online so long n din even say hi to me la dammit. arrogent shit! hah. nvm. anyway.. talked awhile yada yada yada... anyway i tell u, tok to him can vomit blood man. omG ask 1 question need to repeat again n again n again n again be4 i can get a correct answer. i should have saved the messages n post it here man.. wasted.

aiz.. till we meet laR.

haah. this week's been great to me man. great great great. ive got a new something n another new someting else n yeah 17 more days to hols!! im already so in da hols mood i wanna dance man.!*shakes mah body* .. haha oh sorry.. going crazy. oO i see eileen, u have finally came out from exile hah. haha havent seen or heard from ya since foreva u MIA-er!

brother's gone to prague. 10 days. damn, wish it were me but hey. singapore's great too! we have prageway parade loh. dun play play. haha.. ok tt wasnt invented by me btw. it was by andy aka mr goaty aka lamer.

anyway went vivo just now. walked in circles. din get lost laR. just... walked in circles. hah.

...... n i'll continue another time...

2006-11-19T05:13:00.000-08:00

28 days till holidays.. 20 days to retreat..

counting down... hah.. i look forward to them. but then again, im not.. u'll see wad i mean when the time comes.. but for now.. all is good..

Went to johnny walker event the other day. It was outside St James firestation so Vivocity was my previous n first stop. its quite HUGE the place, hah.. but i dun have to tell u that for u guys to know aight, din get a chance to walk ard though cuz we were running late. anyway.. guess hu was there?

haha..phuff! a whole bunch of stars man... n on the top of the list.. JADE from America's next top model! Been following the show but now it has come to the final 3, btw she's in top 3. lol, dun think she won though. N damn she's tall. REAL tall k. u wudnt have known till u see it for urself. we took a foto with her, hopefully i will be bothered enuf to upload it.

luv the food there n luv johnny walker. dun know y some pple.. i shall not mention names, haha.. some pple dunt like it. the auntie servers kept coming and "feedin" us. hah. but after that... cannot say... hahaha.

Apart from that my week has been not bad, Busy is gd. n tts wad i've been i think. lol.

Anyway my sis has been bugging me to blog about her, stupid girl.. threw her blanket on me when i took over "her" comp. U dunt throw blankets over pple when they overthrow u from ur comp do ya.. for me, i only pull their hair(no actually only to 1 person) wad.. haha yah n some1's always going thru my stuff invading my privacy lar. nvm, when u grow up u will know that it isnt right. mark mah words baby!

haha, ok.. n though im a liverpool fan...they suck! ive lost faith.... haiz.

2006-11-10T18:39:00.000-08:00

Everything's great great great man.. haha.. this week has been good to me. i managed to get some work done and have fun at the same time.. last sat gabby's birthday celebration.. happy 21th! oh yea... his present, still yet to buy.. haha.. think we prolly gotta delay em again. aye.. better late den never rite.. during the week i drove my grandparents to hospital for checkup n to changi for lunch.. mama got her hearing checked, apparently.. got complications which i'd be too lazy to pen down. haha.. anyway.. cheap.. only 11dollar for checkup n stuff. k headed to changi for nasi lemak..mMM mM.. den we were suppose to head home. so i drove n when we went to the highway.. i wasnt sure of the roads so by the time it came to supposedly between PIE changi and jurong.. it was too late.. went towards airport.. HAHA! stupid... nuh but we initially planned to go there get some.. dunno wad my grandma wanted to buy.. oO den when we reaching terminal 2.. damn farnie la.. i went into this lane which WASNT heading to T2.. it(the lane) was heading HOME.. omg.. haha.. dammit man.. yes.. alrite, call me noob wadeva.. but it was realli farnie la.

anyway, thursday, headed to attica too! N know wad.. i shall take back some things i said i'd try not to do.. haha.. some things were crazy la.. but "wad happens in there stays there".. tt i first heard from zuwei.

Yea.. cant wait for u A level peeps to finish ur exams.. plus people here n there going to be available in the coming month n all.. so much to do.. so lil time.. hah! LIFE is GD

2006-10-29T06:35:00.001-08:00

One of my friends, Hon Wai aka Howie made this film. I really think its great, so check it out!

2006-10-13T11:00:00.000-07:00

I've finally made up my mind for my option ranking. Its a compulsory option to choose the specialisation for year 3. N yup, the verdict is that im taking Engineering Materials out of the other 3 which are biomedical engineering, Pharmacutical Engineering and Energy systems. Phew, these kinda decisions are really hard n stressful i can tell ya tt..hah.. spend so much time asking around n considering. Anywayz i'd reason that Biomed n pharmacutical are specialised so i din wanna take, energy system din appeal as much to me as Engineering materials and wads more was tt i wanted to stick to non specialised course, the very reason i chose Mechanical Engineering. Im glad that my FYP group is more or less in place, be4 tt it kept bugging me at the back of my mind. thus.. wad a relief.

anyway, tts tt. Thursday, made my first visit to Bible Sharing in church. haha.. i dunt know man. Just felt the urge to 'make a change' in life. yeP, tts gonna be my policy for now. " MAKE A CHANGE" and a good 1 tt is. I found it quite the way i'd expected bible sharing to be. but yea, in a way, i found it good la. N i shd be joining a SP catholic society soon also. haha.. ive been asking my classmates to join me too, the faggot freethinker ZW, the gim morh christian aaron, briana and gangster ming loong. haha.. surprisingly gangster n gim morh might wanna join with me too.

we'll c how it goes la.

anywayz hope every1's doing fine, for those taking As, good luck! Break a leg! For those exams over.. woohoo! lets get da party started! haha.. for those who got tons of things to do like me, add oil!

2006-10-05T06:38:00.000-07:00

If u come to my blog, u gotta do this poll!

2006-10-04T08:21:00.000-07:00

Tidied up my bedside.. revamped it since it looked so the same for quite a long time already. Well its still under contruction but i'll get it done soon enuf. If ur lucky i might just post some pics of it.

Lets talk about this module i had today..effective interpersonal communication. I did mention it in on of my previous posts. We got to do an activity, im sure many pple have done it be4, it goes like this. U paste.. oO for a moment i forgot how to spell paste..haha.. so.. u paste a piece of paper at ur back n pple r suppose to write down wad they think about u. btw its only the second lesson so there's only so much we know bout each other. Anywayz i got a whole lot of "nice guy" and "friendly" my sheet of paper. practically everybudy.

Im not sure if i said this be4 but i dun fancy being called a nice guy.. grace wud understand.. haha.. dammit.. but actually i think its also cuz pple don't know wad impression to write down on me. Come to think of it.. i cud have written my impression on EVERYONE else as "nice guy" or "nice girl" too. get mah point?

hah.. nvm..

2006-09-28T06:09:00.000-07:00

This week was quite great, I just started school, my timetable is great, my extra module, effective interpersonal communication is great fun. Phew, so glad i chose this module n did not follow the crowd. haha..

i uploaded some photos on flicker, no not cuz veronica said she wanted to see more fotos, but rather its too troublesome uploading them thru blogger 1 by 1. aiya but dammit, im having some problems linking it to the blog, argh.. i'll try again another time. Feelin kinda lazy now. n I shd be getting back to my work.

hah.. anywayz, yesterday, i met jeremy n i was wif a group of frens(anthony, brian, jesse).

Jeremy:" hey ware's Jesse(thinking tt it was a girl)?"

Samuel:" there(points to him)..."

Jeremy: "*gasp* wad?! tts Jesse?!"

Dude pple got unisex name can anot... haha..

But it reminds me of the time when i was in TJ. First day. Guy beside me. Asked his name. Jesse(so qiao). said: " isnt tt a girl's name?" replied:" no its unisex(with the tulan face)"

haha! wad a way to start sch den..

2006-09-22T09:37:00.000-07:00

If u think i have alot of time on my hands. den i can safely say im a disgrace to these pple. n it literally shows... on their hands. They'd probably have nothing to do for the rest of their lives and have developed some skills along the way. haha.

ok jokes aside..
Went to Sakae recently, Was walkin to our seats when i saw judith n her TK frens.. im thinking: "wah kids nowadays got alot of money ah.. back in my time i cud only afford to eat in the sch canteen loh." hah.. back in my time..

anyway, back at sakae, we were so hungry we ate like 20 plates each la.. n partly to make our money's worth also haha..n oO btw its buffet tts y.. oh my MUST TRY recommendations: WASABIKO!! its mM Mmmm..

Misunderstood

2006-09-19T00:39:00.000-07:00

Recently, Pope Benedict came under great criticism by the muslim world for a quote made during a speech which was addressed to an audience of scholars.In his speech at the University of Regensburg, Pope Benedict quoted criticism of Islam and the Prophet Mohammad by 14th century Byzantine Emperor Manuel II Palaeologus, who wrote that everything Mohammad brought was evil and inhuman, "such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached".
Yes, it was a politically bad choice of quotation by his holyness but he did not say this or even agreed with that particular verse made by Byzantine Emperor Manuel II Palaeologus.What he did say afterwards was that spreading religion through violence was " incompatible with the nature of God and the nature of the soul". Many many people get the wrong idea of this whole issue. Let me tell you what that part of the Pope's speech was like...Its like someone reading out an essay in which only certain points were meant to be made and it was not meant to make other points(in the Pope's case, the quote on the criticism of Islam). Its like you talk about an Ex-convict's life and how he made good when he came out of prison but also mentioning the things he did that put him to prison. If you read his speech u'd see what i mean.
All religions in different aspects, teaches us good. And i believe that the statement was to condemn the use of religion to cover up for acts of terrorism and NOT to criticise Muslim teachings. Take for instance, Bali bombings, twin towers act, im sure we all STRONGLY AGREE that they were unjust and wrongful acts. And that was what the Pope was emphasizing.
I really really hate it when im misunderstood, tts y i empathize with the Pope.
But the thing is people tend to only hear what they want to hear, never really going to find out or listen to the whole story and jump to their own conclusions based on their emotions. And maybe the media is partly at fault 4 not presenting the whole picture, cuz when i first read in the papers that Pope Benedict said what he said i was quite shocked. But when i read his speech, i cud see it was meant so differently..

2006-09-15T01:31:00.000-07:00

i just got my term results. not too gd. but it was wad i had expected, but nonetheless not too gd cuz i think i was a lil more hopeful than usual. lets see... 2B+ 1B for major subjects.. the rest As or dist.. its a lil bad for my standard, not tt im being arrogent or wad. anywayz i prayed hard be4 the release of my results.. i'll not say how hard but i did.. was hoping God wud give my grades an extra boost.. haha.. nuh lah.. im sure he did.
anywayz D- for uni. maths!! omGoodness gracious! i dunt know whether to be happy or sad man. btw its a pass. And a pass wud mean i have to continue the module next sem. lol. im not gonna tell mummy and daddy man..
Somehow or rather i always need to do badly to wake myself up n get going harder the next time round. haha it sucks la but it works somehow.
niwae studies aside la. yesterday was supposed to go butter factory which i did. so i went down, tot they had sometime planned for those invited cuz we(invited pple) were asked to come down earlier. n too my disappointment, it was nuthing, like.. totally nuthing.. n we were suppose to wait till the main arena opens. N worse, Zuwei n Honwai were gonna be late. Wth.. dunt expect me to sit hang ard there like an idiot rite.. so when they proposed to go Zouk i was like "ahh.. might as well la." But there went mah free party.. dammit.. haha..
anyway when i was at the entrance of butter, this girl came n said she came under a person who was invited.
Girl: "I'm here under some1's name"
Door Hostess: " ok wad name?"
Girl: " samuel"
i was behind her n i tot ok... cannot be me rite obviously... haha
Door Hostess: " is it samuel tay?"
Girl: " er.. yup"
n she got in.. haha i dunt know.. maybe there was another samuel tay coincidentally..
den i came next..
Door Hostess: "oh so ur samuel tay ah.. so just now tt girl.. she's wif u?"
ME: "*tot awhile*.. er yar she's wif me.."
lamo supremo la..haha.. nvm i shall not pao toh..
anywayz going out wif those 2 dirty old buggers Zuwei n Honwai has opened my eyes to new "stuff" i never knew possible... haha.. if u want know... fat hope.. not here where pple like my sister n others under 18 read this blog.. wahaha.. i feel evil.. ok la.. no.. not under 18..under erR..16 la hu reads my entries.
oh yah.. my kay poh sister suddenly has a new found excitement in my fat abs... haha.. i wonder (wad'd sparked tt)..
anyway.. oh yah i JUST n only JUST realised tt some1 pinkied wif me n broke it! ... haha.. hmm...

2006-09-08T01:09:00.000-07:00

DING DING DING.. yes u've heard it, the bells of success.. haha..im so damn glad ive finally passed my driving test man!! auh..can't imagine wad wud happen if i failed this time round can u.?! i am estatic to bits! hah..n phew.. to the peeps hu advised me n encouraged me.. THANKS again! anyway this time i got 8 pts, compared to 42 the last time..haha.. but i still made the same mistakes... hmm...

2006-09-04T22:48:00.000-07:00

This is what u get when ur own teammate tackles u... haha.. wth.. i was going for a loose ball n 2 other players(one teammate n one opponent) were also coming in so i just as i poked the ball away.. n den.. baM! he slided me. it was alot of blood so i quickly went to the side to ask melvin n the rest for water to wash. haha i think he tot i wanted a drink so he passed me his 100plus. i was stunned for a moment, tot maybe it was a secret remedy to heal wounds.. lol.. yar rite.. anyway.. "eileen, now i can compete wif u le.." if u know wad i mean.. haha..

damn its hard to do certain things man.. especially wiping mah ass after making some chocolate cake... wahaha.. just kidding..

"DIARY OF JANE" by breaking benjamin... get this song!

2006-09-04T07:32:00.000-07:00

2006-08-30T23:07:00.000-07:00

can i say i love my holidays?.. even if it means lazing at home.. worry free. haha.. u dunt get this when ur in jc know.. where hols is majam no hols. 10hrs of slp everyday is soO shiok can.
anywayz i went to check out a part time job a lil while ago. iTs suppose to be an easy job wif reasonable pay.. shant tok to much about it in case i get rejected.. hah.. grace was nice enuf to pei wo qu.. anyways she claims her chinese was gd.. so i put this question to test her. she mo dong wu zui hui die dao(wad animal most easy to fall)?
"is it wu gui?(turtle) cuz badabing badabong..." but wrong! haha.. know wads the ans?
its hu li(fox)..u know y? because................. hu li jiao hua. waha!
so after tt we headed to pp for dinner. took mRt n it was rather crowded so it was quite cramped. anyways.. this bangla..thin fella.. my ht.. tight n small t shirt was standing in front of grace n he was holding onto the bar above. n omGoodness his armpit hair was strutting out like it was gonna grab grace's face n all ok.. picture tt.. n i tot tt this kind of thing only happens in nightmares..haha! den she turned to me n i immediately knew wad's on her mind already.. haha.. i cud see yucks written all over her face man.. it was so funny la i cudnt stop laughing.. it must be so traumatising.. haha..
anyways grace eats like turtle..SLOW.. hmm wonder if there's any connection wif her ans..*ponders*..lol..
oh.. k know something else.. my sister thinks every girl i tok to is my gf. she thinks melissa is my girlfren.. she thinks grace is my gf.. she thinks seeteng is my girlfren just to name a few.. haha.. childish.. -_-
anyway.. one of the most important things to remember: our roots. our parents n grandparents. their sacrifice for us.
its easy to take for granted. but never too hard to cherish.

2006-08-27T21:08:00.000-07:00

guess wad?! my exams rrrrrr finally over! phew.. i can finally get some long deserved rest n hopefully start the parTeeing.. haha..

rite i need n want to say these..

tt i just got a feeling tt some1 is still holding a grudge against me..

tts 1... 2 is tt me dearest ms ang has been ignoring me.. haha! u better have a gd reason k.

3.. is tt i almost never notice the absence..

anywayz i was suppose to go watch the chelsea blackburn match wif mah long lost brudder arshad today but i was feeling rather tired from my soccer match just now.. n argh.. to pple hu play soccer or sports.. isnt it frustrating when ur playing wif not a serious injury but a discomfort n u cant play properly.? i seem so damn lousy today....

Taking a break

2006-08-21T23:03:00.000-07:00

i noticed that i seldom put titles on my entries. i just never really bothered to think of a topic cuz its random some of the time. wads more's tt i dunt have many hundreds of entries so its not so difficult to track lar.. anyway its been a long time since something substantial has come up here. blame it on my laziness yes.. k and also tt im in the midst of examinations.. yup im just taking a break now.. its tiring just mugging the whole day know.. cant wait for hols man.. lotsa things tt i really wanna do..so little time.. need work.. need cash.. need to pass my driving test this time.. pls pray for me.. haha.. no complacency this time..n i'll try not to be too handsome the next time round, which is this time round. haha.. rite..
Something else. Some pple think i sell fish.. no!.. i dunt sell fish..! haha.. but tts not the point.. the point is tt there r pple hu feel tt im selfish. anyway.. i happen to do a blogthing test n here's the verdict..

You Are 35% Selfish

In general, you are a very giving person who treats others very well.
But at times, you insist on getting your way - when it matters most to you.

How Selfish Are You?

But every's entitled to their own opinions arent they? haha..

2006-08-16T01:55:00.000-07:00

EXAM BLUES!!!

2006-08-01T05:47:00.000-07:00

K la i'll show a couple of pics of mahself. WARNING: Dun luff!.. or i'll headbutt u the next time i see u.. haha.. so there u have it.. the new ideal look of the century... woohoo! =P

Btw some of my birthday presents from a month ago.... Roses n.... strawberry slipper.. n.. strawberry purse(no pic available though)..

no1 has ever bought me strawberry anything be4 man.. or roses.. only u guys wud.. *touched*.. haha..

ok.. chowz!

2006-07-30T06:59:00.000-07:00

Name 10 celebrities that you find attractive and then tag 5 of your friends.
1. Fiona Xie
2. Keira Knightley
3. Kristin Kreuk
4. Jessica Alba
5. Jessica Simpson
6. BoA!
7. Paris Hilton
8.
9.
10.
sadly,I can't think of anymore.. haha.. but these gals are tops!

i'm not gonna tag any1, no reason, just no taggy yea.

rite, yes yes.. im officially a member of the botak head gang le.. haha.. n its feeling totally weird can?.. it makes me wanna go ard headbutting pple right now! arRhh! dun mess ard wif me man. haha.. ive got a funny hair line though, all my frens in poly says tt it looks like the devil's horns. oOO fierce. well, i am a bad boy anyhowz.. so.. it justifies the horns i guess.. haha.. im not gonna display mah current baldocious pic here duh.. u want it? come n get it... wahahaha.. neh neh ni pu pu..

ok.. so anyway, I really gotta get down to work soon man, exams are ard the corner so this bloggy might just go dry for awhile.

I regret i regret i regret..

1. not going dxo party!!!!! shit!! damn! arGh!!! damnit! no! arGh!! shit! yYyYyyY....!!??

RB.. u shd have persuaded me to come along man.. haha

Its surprisingly odd but at the same time enlightening tt time will tell of the many things u dint know in the past but come to realise..

2006-07-25T00:30:00.000-07:00

nuthing major's happening recently. its just sort of a dry season for blogging if u know wad i mean. haha.. anyway, being misunderstood can sometimes be detrimental? (i hope i used that word correctly.)
im saying this cuz people are always being looked upon in a certain way. n many a times they can be unfair. take for instance a year ago when i had this programming module. My frens n I handed were suppose to hand in our programming work which were all similar cuz obviously we copied, but at tt time we copied from my gangster face fren. Eventually Mrs teacher found out tt we copied each other, so she assumed that my fren copied from me n not the other way round. She scolded him, I was spared.
Doesnt that just suck so bad, speaking for misunderstood pple. oh n yes this was the word i was looking for just now(sucky not detrimental), it just din spell itself out. To me cuz im quite a heckcare person, i'd usually not bother. But the thing is, u can not always not bother, especially when its from some1 close.
"if u dont judge people, u will have no time to love them" M Theresa

2006-07-20T06:23:00.000-07:00

im sure some of u guys recieved an email from me. yup, its the 1 on this fund-raising event for children wif cancer n yes i am certainly gonna be shaving off my head hair.. haha.. but again, i hope ya pple wud be so kind as to give ur support k. u never know wad its like to be suffering from a potentially terminal illness wad more as a child.
more details here..
http://www.ccf.org.sg/hfh/online/pledge.php?shavee=333y8bcqg2qztxb468an4g8ss2iy6gyx

lol okay u know wad, im not a saint or anything near one so i shant go on bout how good it is to do charity blablabla.. pple know it themselves.. its no big deal anyway..
so here my shoutout to every1
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
oO.. gayle nerva is out of sg idol ... noooO!

2006-07-03T22:26:00.000-07:00

Once again i'd like to thank all those who celebrated with me for mah birthday whether u were there physically or spiritually, for the nice presents n stuff n all the other things. but u know the farnie thing about it was that, my parents actually tot it was my 18th birthday..omgoon.. haha.. i had to remind them that i was 1 yr older than they tot i was. anyway, i'll update when im free.

Rite..TODAY, yes it did piss me off. im not a short fused person n i dunt wanna be tt way also pls, but some things shdnt be carried too far. wads more was tt it made me unable to bring myself to joke ard or act like my usual self for those wondering y... anyway.. just read.. dun ask.... tt'll be good.

2006-06-30T17:25:00.000-07:00

As requested by andy, ive done this thingy. PS. these names are in random order.
1.Andy
2.Arshad
3.Aqil
4.David
5.Cheryl
6.Cedrick
7.James
8.Tim
9.Eileen
10.Seeteng
11.Joyce
12.Jeremy
13.Sandra
14.Gabriel S
15.Gasper
16.Christopher
17.Francis
18.Josephine
19.Zihua
20.Desmond Yap
How did you meet #14 (Gabriel S)? wah.. lets see.. hmm.. when i was pri1 n he took the same bus as me. haha i was so scared cuz it was my first day tt when he tok to me i almost cried. lol!
What would you do if you didn't meet #1 (andy)? If i hadnt meet him, i'd be lost and i wouldnt have discovered the true meaning of lame.
What if #9 (eileen) and #20 (desmond yap) dated? hoho.. i dunt know man. but i think they'd make a great couple.
Would #6 ( cedrick) and #17 (francis) make a good couple? not unless pigs can fly.
Describe #3 (Aqil). NSOD(no sense of direction). haha.. he'd think he's so right, he'd just not listen to my directions n walk his own way be4 realising its wrong. yah den he'd say oh i was just testing u... wth tts my line man!
Is #8 (tim) attractive? lol. Not if he continues to be Mr Dohman. btw its Mr Dohman becuz the stomach looks like doh. haha.. n u literally wanna use a roller to roll the doh..haha okok.. next..
Describe #7 (james). James hates the world. hahaha.. nuh la.. he's my soccer freak soccer freak soccer freak cousin.. he's damn hot.. girls r seriously missing out on him.. im not joking.
Do you know any of #12 (jeremy) family members? haha i know his mother, she's called auntie, n his father, called uncle! haha.. but seriously i know them la, last time his mother supply me ice cream 1 orh.
What would you do if #18 (josephine) confess to you that she likes you? i'd be shocked! haha..
What language does #15 (gasper) speak? english only.. chinese not considered cuz its hell worse than mine.
Who is #9 (eileen) going out with? man i dunt know, haha.. eileen doesnt share wif me these kind things wor.
How old is #16 (christopher)? 21yrs old.. he's at his peak.
When is the last time you spoke to #13 (sandra)? if u mean using my mouth, den err.. weeks i think.. but if u mean msg.. den err..1 or 2 days ago.
Who is #2's (arshad) favourite band/singer? no idea.
Would you ever date #4 (david)? only if u gimme a billion bucks
Would you ever date #1 (andy)? only if u gimme another billion bucks
Is #15 (gasper) single? yes of course he's single. he cant be double can he?
What's #10's (seeteng) last name? teng..haha.
Would you ever be in a relationship with #11 (joyce)? hmm.. last time yes but now no.
School of #3 (aqil)? SAF
Where does #6 (cedrick) live? in singpore.
What's your fave thing about #5 (cheryl)? my fav thing ah? hmm.. her fun-loving attitude.
Have you seen #2 ( arshad) ? yep during my holidays..

2006-06-28T21:31:00.000-07:00

i was watching oprah winfrey n they had this bra show cuz women were wearing wrong sized bras n she wanted to save them. so here's something funny. it went something like this...
oprah asked one of the women,
" lady let me ask u something, who buys ur bras for u?"
"hoho! my husband buys them for me."
"my goodness, n ware does he get them from?"
"haha i dunt know..EBAY?"
hahaha! tts crazy man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Expectations

2006-06-23T23:00:00.000-07:00

People are naturally inbuilt with a sense of expectation, whether its for the things around you or urself for that matter. You know, like it or not, expectations are always there, n its a question of whether u live up to them or you simply dont. Speakin on expectations,to be fair, they shd always be just n realistic. If not u can just expect pigs to fly... ok back, So y am i writing all this crap u might ask? hmm.. lets just say i had a unforgetable below expectation experience that i'd really want to forget. Okay so here's y.

Take for instance, u walk into a retail store. What do u expect? Obviously the basic courtesy of the staff n perhaps some form of help from them, am i not right? well, same goes for everything else: our work, studies, frens, people, things u have or things that u r about to get n so on. of coursei havent done anything n everything tts above basic expectation, n i doubt any1 has, but sometimes u cant help when this is not met overwhelmingly.

Give ya some senarios

1) K if u go to someplace say a thempark, u expect to go there n have some FUN rite? n the key word here is fun. but wads the use if u go there n have a bored attitude while trying the rides.. u might as well go home n play wif the spider on ur wall!

2) If some1 asks a question like say.. " hey ware's the way to tampines? " or " u speak chinese or english?" n they ans "hurhur..erR i dunt stay at tampines" or for the second question, "hurhur...*nods*". U just get that probing thought whether the expectations of a better response are too high. i mean.. ware's the craft in responding to the simple questions gone man.?

3) oR if u go to a soccer match expecting to catch a glimpse of some good football but it turns out that the reserve team is playing n they r playing shit football.

u n any1 else for tt matter wud definitely be sian diao i can tell u that.

tts part of the reason y i have a new motto in life :" boring unspontaneous and ugly people shd be shot!"

haha...

2006-06-19T22:00:00.000-07:00

sian diao la this holidays.. haizZ.. i din get to do the things i wanted to.. haizZ.. seriously sian diao.. haha, eh my holiday trip was soso only. The ONLY decent entertainment is their damn themepark. The arcade there was so old n yucks n waste my money can.. n their pool table got freakin holes all over the table n they din have enough black balls for crying out loud. My brother n i had to play pretending the extra number 1 ball was the black ball! n if u think tts bad already, let me tell ya some of the pple there serve customers like they serving cockcroach k.

phew, im glad tt singapore made the right choice in choosing Las Vegas for the integrated resort project n not some1 else.

hmm anyway i tot i saw some1 familiar but din really know at this restaurant.. lol.. have u ever had tt feeling be4? strange..

but right now, i cant wait for sch not to start.

n i seriously need to party man.. if not i'll die of boredom..

anywayz i was hesitant to post some of these fotos at first, but aiya.. just take a look..

in case u dunt recognise..yep tts me(mid) alrite.. n yep tts my brother(left) alrite..n my sis

something there is making us crazy..

This is suppose to be malaysia's endorser for uZap. But to me she's nuthing compared to fiona.. GO FIONA! haha..okok anyway when i saw this foto(left) in i actually tot that she had a mole. But if u take a closer look its actually a screw in her face!

eh i was kind enough to unscrew her k. wahaha..

u might mistake me for fernando alonso because i drove too fast.

haha ok i lied.. i actually came in last cuz my engine was shit!!!!!!!!

This was the worst ride ever man. The going up was ok, but when it came SHOOTING down it made my balls shrink to peanuts!

Yep tts it.. have got more but its so troublesome to post pics..i tell u, postin pics is hell!!.. haha.. so there u have it.........

2006-06-11T17:35:00.000-07:00

Genting Highlands here we go!!!!!!!!

2006-06-07T13:41:00.000-07:00

yeah, i know..I havent been blogging for the past few days or weeks already. in fact i have been busy wif mah exams n other stuff. anyway i took my driving practical test last tuesday. but unfortunately, i din pass. dunt worry about me im fine. however, im not the kind of person hu makes excuses for my faults. So when the tester told me that i failed cuz i was too handsome, i accepted it. just take a look below...

2006-05-29T23:24:00.001-07:00

I just had to let this out. aRgh.. im stressed man. stressed stressed stressed.. especially this morning. aiz.. had to rush some CAMAC(my module) assignment last minute. But big thx to ah long for the help, if not i confirm die today. Not that this was bad enough, i asked 1 of the lab technicians for help cuz we din understand a an error we had in our program n he came over n looked at the program n just repeated the error that we were asking him about. "thx ah -_-" u r sooO helpful mr slacker technician." n u know wad he did? he went over to our teacher n he was sharing wif him how noob we were. "thx again ah..."

3 more days to go!! hang in there..

Hus gonna get the ball first?

2006-05-26T22:32:00.000-07:00

I was reading yesterday's newpaper n i came across this pic.
haha..its foto of Rio(right) and Theo Walcott(left) in England's soccer training session.
haha.. Mr Rio, im sure u "grab" every chance that is given to u happily.

2006-05-24T21:40:00.000-07:00

i need a break...

2006-05-18T22:50:00.000-07:00

I randomly chose a few pple to blog about.

person A: Its been hell long since ive seen ya and the rest of the dudes. people move on their own way but for me our ways are getting further n further apart. Hope to meet up soon man.

person B: i dunt know how i put up wif ur nonsense. haha.. u r truly an idiot for life.

person C: though i look up to u, but literally speaking, i actually look down to u.

person D: i never felt i truly meant sometimes even as a fren to u. but i dun really give a shit now.

person E: u r the funniest fella on earth to be ard. yes i miss the good old days man, when pple were carrying parang, n there were domestic worker ard, the dog,the OM etc. haha..

person F: i really like ur sense of humor n company, but yeah its been quite awhile. im wondering ware have u been n been doing?!!!

2006-05-16T23:03:00.000-07:00

Did we really evolve from apes?!! haha i hope not after watching this....

FA CUP WINNERS!

2006-05-14T17:29:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was a great day to remember. It was simply deja vu like the night Liverpool won the Champions League n now,the FA Cup.
A threatening and determined West Ham side was not enough to overcome the shear power of a Gerrard-inspired Liverpool. But alot of credit still goes to them for putting up such a great fight. Final score - 3-3. Liverpool eventually won on penalties.

Crazy korean girls

2006-05-08T22:20:00.000-07:00

This video is damn funny.. haha.. i dunt know wad r these pple up to.. but its ridiculously funny..

enjoy........

2006-05-07T23:23:00.000-07:00

hmm..GE's over.. n the results are as follows.. PAP 82 seats.. opposition 2 seats... hmm.. but i question whether the number of seats actually reflects Singapore's votes. PAP has 97.6% of the seats in parliament while the opposition merely takes up the pathetic remainder. However the % of people who voted for the opposition if im not wrong is ard 20-30%. Shdnt this figure be reflected in the number of seats for the opposition in parliament? think about it.. this 20-30% of people(mind u 20-30% is ard 600k pple in singapore) voted for the opposition basically becuz they favor the opposition over the ruling party n want them to be represented in parliament. 600k pple is no joke.

haha.. im not too sure PAP shd be all too happy about getting 82 seats after all..
I did not vote. I did not get any PP money. but the price of transport is gonna increase after GE, tax(gst) also, basically the cost of living will most probably increase, n it will definitely burn a hole in my pocket. so, PP money all returned back to government thru increase this n that liao.. but pple at the side like us(under 21) gotta suffer.. yyy?!

anyway, besides all that crap, i am just sick n tired of a couple of things now... well, i'l c if i'll mention it some other time.. im dead tired n gotta go slp rite now

2006-05-06T23:32:00.000-07:00

Have any1 heard of the arcade game ware u can win a major prize of handfones, cameras, mp3 players n all by stacking up moving squares till u reach the major prizes? Well, if u dunt go check it out.. that day.. well, actually, yesterday, me n mah frens went out for dinner den tim suddenly wanted to play that stacking game..

tim had only 80cents so he asked me..

"eh got 20 cent?"

i reached into my pocket n managed to fork out mah last 20cent coin. k den tim started playing.

starting was quite steady until he reach the minor prizes which u cud choose sweets or continue for the major prize. den chris tell tim aiya just take the minor prize(sweets) la den everybody can eat.. den he go press select prize. lucky fred faster scold timothy tell him "eh u siao ah..continue la." den Fred press the continue button.

omg mei xiang dao that idiot tim stack until major prize!!! win PSP leh! He was jumping ard like a crazy pig man.. wah.. haha.. somemore before that he told my cousin he will win the major prize for his birthday present.. hong gan liao! haha.. but i bet the idiot tim wun give it to my cousin oso lah.. eh but come to think about it ah.. i shd have a 20 percent stake at the PSP leh.. after all i came out wif the extra 20 cents...haha..

Went to harris(some place at the esplanade) for some drinks.. Poor James.. his birthday kena tah so much drinks.. tt i shall not dwell too much into la hor..

haha.. no offence to any1 or wad.. but i dun c the fun or the shiokness in drinking.. n its worse if ur forced to tah them.. seriously.. is it worth the throwing up or looking like a red faced idiot hu cant walk straight after tt? plus the hangover..? i dunt know man..u decide..

a lil drink is ok.. but sometimes a lil bit n a lil bit.. one day it will be a bit too much.. haha hope im making sense.. anyway, i might just wanna give up drinking at all.. absolutely.. period.

rite.. dota time.. tim jioing me... k the end

2006-05-03T01:03:00.000-07:00

woke up late AGAIN.. i just cant seem to get myself up these days. yea..blame it on the early lessons at 8am everyday. it can sometimes be a drag i tell ya. But other than tt its pretty much the same in sch. Except that today some pple were SO bemused by me sitting on the 'gay' chair.. its just a chair that had some sick stuff written on it..wads the big deal. N it left Gina n candy behind laughing away hysterically behind me.."wahahahaha..sam this sam tt.."... Seriously, to me..its -___-". aizZ..i rilly have nuthing to say.. the face shows it all..

haha.. today's prayer: Lord pls bless me wif 1 day..just one day without pple saying something sick to me. just 1 DAY pls!

lol..do u know a fact of mah life.. every single day.. each n every SINGLE DAY in poly.. these are wad i hear.. "sexy sam..blahblahblah.." , "sam can i tickle ur *******..." , "sam y today never wear V neck...", "sam y not eating, scared ur chest too big ah...", " sam wah eat so much wait ur chest become too big.." so on n so forth(the list is endless). yes most of the time its in the name of fun n humor. But this phenomenon is happening EVERY SINGLE FREAKIN DAY in poly!! loL..n sometimes, just sometimes... it rilly drives me nuts. of course i dunt show it. its suppose to be for fun after all.. n lucky im tolerant somemore.. but every single day..? think about it.. pls..hear me n share my torment.. argHH

btw pls DO NOT comment/tag about the above.. its just for ur reading sake..

rite, so putting that aside i saw adam's sister. dunno wads her name oso. i looked at her, she looked at me.

"hi.."

"hey ur daniel's brother rite?"

"yeah..wah u oso came to sp ah? wad course u taking?"

"im taking audio someting someting.."

"oh icic...(sees something in her hand)wah this is ur IDEAs model ah?.. wow.. its damn nice eh....blahblahblah...."

"how's sch so far?"

"hmm.. ok lar quite relaxed.."

"lol.. i guess so la.. yr1 only.."

u know wad.. honestly, i felt a lil unexpectedly nervous toking.. LOL.. maybe cuz she's from the adam's family...wahaha get it?!

okok.. jokes aside.. eh oOO.. i realised its past midnite le.. so.. HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY JAMES!

rite.. time for work.. caoZ...

2006-04-29T12:52:00.000-07:00

Your Seduction Style: Prized Object

The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.

You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!

You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors.
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor.
You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

What Your Underwear Says About You

You have a lucky pair of underwear. And you wear it more than you should.

You're not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants.

The Underwear Oracle

People Envy Your Energy

You've got the drive and determination to keep your life in order, and you are on track to be a huge success.
People tend to envy all you've got in life, but they don't understand the work that goes behind it!

What Do People Envy About You?

2006-04-28T22:30:00.000-07:00

i am thoroughly disappointed.. y are my classmates only on for dota ah? Gina n candy's birthday n we were all invited to go partyworld but only a handfull went.. wah lao.. all never give face 1 sia.. disappointing disappointing disappointing.. anyway i hate having such limited range.. always have to strain my voice whenever im singing the high notes.. argh..

so we went party world yesterday.. ordered drinks.. den the waiter..man.. the waiter...dunt even know the english version of the drinks menu la.. like how the hell do u say blue lagoon or shirley temple or other funny name drinks in chinese?! ching chong ching chong chang ah?!!! ok.. nvm.. we just pointed the drinks on the menu that we wanted.. den when he came in wif the drinks.. piang!

yes.. he dropped a few glasses of our drinks.. *shakes head*.. i was telling my fren..he's definitely a NOOB! haha.. but i feel sorry for the waiter oso.. i know how it feels when u drop ur customers drinks..cuz ive done the same be4 too! yaicks!

anyway it was fun la..yea.. tiring.. but fun nonetheless..

n today.. driving.. damn.. its hard man.. seriously.. n expensive somemore! i dunno how i am gonna do man.. only my 6th lesson.. which means erM..9 hours... 1 month left be4 test.. n my pocket got 1 big hole already.. haha i think its time to turn to mah folks for sponsorship..

my useful tots:

give a shit when its needed..

dun give too much of a shit for everything else.. unless u wanna end up miserable, disappointed n a damn loser.

2006-04-26T23:25:00.000-07:00

CHILDISH IS THE FREAKIN WORD OF THE DAY!

B*****Ding comes right after that...

hope every1's happy

2006-04-22T15:29:00.000-07:00

lying is no good. N it can sometimes be a root to many undesirable consequences. Most of the time it boils down to the breaching of trust, to the disintegration of some things that are deem precious in ones' eyes. As people always say, one day the lies will catch up to you. N i think its true..somehow. I remember the time when i was p3 n lost about 50 or 100 plus dollars which were for my tution fees..somehow i always have this propensity to lose things..up till today.. n it sucks k.. lol ok anyway. So yeah p3..small boy.. lost tution fees.. freakin scared.. freakin confused.. n thinkin to myself for wad to do..? So i LIED..Bluff my parents that i paid the fees le.. n ware to get the money to pay my tutor den?..tt 1 think later..

n needless to say.. u know wad the consequences were surely... it caught up wif me.. n den... thum thuMP THUMPPPP........

i believe every1 still does it anyway.. but for me .. i do it for the right reasons(i think).. to avoid conflicts.. to steer away from unnecessary trouble n wad not. im not saying that it is a good thing. but i wun say im doing a bad thing either. its sort of... in between..

yep so anyway.. tts that.. i had a great nite yesterday..1 becuz liverpool beat chelsea in the FA cup semi-finals!!!!!!!! woo!! 2 cuz i made a "breakthru" like i promised andy.. well it was a lil better than most of this kind of nites out ya(for those hu know)?.. yea.. happy birthday to zeyu also.. n coco latte was fun indeed.

yea... time for me to goooooOOO

2006-04-18T22:48:00.000-07:00

im thinkin to myself wad shd i blog about today.. hmm.. i dunt know leh... oh besides.. its my sister's birthday today..so.. happy birthday!! lol.. solie ah no present.. haha.. not that i forgot or anything.. im short of cash n time.. erR.. maybe not too much towards time la.. i think its more towards cash.. wadeva it is..ahh.. dun bother bout mine either.. i wun expect anything..
woke up late this morning again, my tt 'faithful' alarm clock din wake me up la damn it.. im quite sure i din turn it off. but somehow it din sound. basket sial. din even bath orh. or make my hair..den go straight to sch liao. maybe im still in da holiday mood. haha.. again like in the last term, i'll promise myself again that i will do all my work faithfully n not skip lectures unnecessarily. n hopefully do as well as in the previous term.
anyway just wanna say my clz rox.. we always have dun during our breaks.. lol.. n when we have 3 hr plus break like today..hoho.. dota dota n cs!! haha.. i gotta say.. i luv my current study life.. compared it to jc.. when i dread every single breaktime, lectures,tutorial lessons bada bing bada boong while only looking forward to A division soccer n going home..arhhh.. man.. poly is great. n tts the bottom line cuz STONE COLD SAID SO..
something dawned upon me recently, cuz ive heard of pple sayin somethin like this be4.. tt people of a certain level of education, usually when looking for a companion, well..i dunt mean a dog or animal of some sort..i mean the other kind of companion, that pple usually look for a companion hu has higher education or at the least, the same level of education as themselves.. nuthing lower... To me, if i cud be perfectly honest. I kinda feel that while looking at that person's level of education gives u something to think about the person, it shd not even be a factor in judging that person AT ALL.. to me.. it is such a shallow way of thinking... wad do u think?haha.. eh i gtg now.. pple jio me play dota le...

2006-04-15T02:19:00.000-07:00

a few nights ago i had a really really weird dream. It was about this cjc fun fair n it was held in church. 2 incidents: The first was that somehow the funfair made some sort of road run too. N the this group of girls were running n omGoodness the last girl was this super fat girl n she was wearing like damn small shorts that were like almost gonna burst anytime. somemore she looks like..haha i shant go further than that..
the second incident was like really stupid. somehow the church canteen was grass floored. n this huge fat guy like sumo wrestler kind was walking ard n din see this small boy lying on the floor. so he was like walking n walking den he accidentally stepped ON the freaking fella! u'd expect the small boy to be like squashed or something rite? but no.. mr sumo slipped over him like slipping over a banana skin den fell into the grass floor..yes INTO the not onto the grass.. cuz it left a gigantic hole in the ground for goodness sake!
haha.. but tts tts.. though im still shaking my head in disbelief.
lets move on with today..hmm..good friday.. good friday is hungry hungry friday.. y? cuz we gotta puassa.. n mind u puasa the whole day.. yes i know its not good to tell people u r doing penace but wth man.. nvm la i guess... just dun feel sorry for me...haha.. nuh lah.. fasting's not a big deal really.. not to me tt is.. lol unlike my sis.. afternoon already say stomach pain cannot take it den make wad milo ah den eat all the biscuits n bread..haha oops.. sorry to expose.. but like i said.. no big deal..
btw sch's starting next week man.. haiz.. im gonna miss this holidays.. its been 1 of dee best ive had.. though i din find work but the holiday break was worth it.. haha n i'll look forward to next term..esp cuz its a 4 day week somemore! woohoo! friday off!.. oh well, back to the books as they say..

2006-04-14T03:41:00.000-07:00

i caught a glimpse of the dailogue that MM lee had wif these 10 young panalists on politics, the upcoming elections and voting. It sort of reminded me of wad we(my clz) discussed about last term for this module called critical thinking skills: young singaporeans's political apathy and voting age matters.
U know come to think of it, its quite true that pple my age are quite uninterested in our country matters including myself of course. Hell i dunt even know hus representing the constituency in my area la. hmm.. not sure if its mr yacob ibrahim..haha i only remember him cuz he presented scholarship money to me a few times be4. yep maybe its him. i dunt know.
Maybe the reason we are like tt is becuz we are so comfortable eating the fruits of our "forefather's" labour and not having to experience hardship,poverty wad else have u got, at face point, that we take all these things for granted. Like how my mother used to say.. "you all ah, all so spoonfed.. never experienced real suffering b4, wait till it comes a time...blablabla."
Is that wad's gonna happen to Singapore in future? Are we gonna be lost when something goes wrong in the government?well.. it can work both ways..go figure..haha..
well all in all, its refreshing to see a spark in these few panalists. yea.. youth rox!haha..
eh so u pple must be wondering how come i suddenly blog about this kinda boring shit issue thing rite..? haha.. i guess life's got more to it than just soccer n sch n girls n clubs n games n mundane stuff.. lol.. n u know wad.. i've just recently realised im coming to the end of my teenage yrs! shit! its abt time to start acting mah age, dressing mah age, thinking mah age already.. wah..dad just woke up.. tell me go sleep..
k i better go off to bed.. tmr's gotta be a loooooOOnng day without food.. i mean..today..friday..
n one more thing be4 i forget..Mr Benitez pls get me raul gonzalez!!! n keep fowler at liverpool pls!.. haha he is GOD k...lol out of point but.. yea.. hu kena voted out in American Idol????

first but not last

2006-04-13T00:30:00.000-07:00

yes im back to blogging, hopefully this time it'd be more consistent.. or is it consistant? shit man..getting abit rusty wif mah english already.. haha..den my chinese..? lol cant imagine.. so anyway..here's the deal.. blogging might be as some say 'gayish' or wadeva..haha tt reminds me of the time i told my sch frens i had a blog..n they went like this..surprisingly.."wth..tts so gay".. n "Samuel, u have a blog..?omg." wads wrong with u people?! den there must be like.. millions of gays ard.. maybe there are..but tts not the point.. ok so ware was i? let me read back first.. blablabla 'gayish or wadeva...' yeah..there. k but sometimes it lets people understand ur life n make sense of the decisions u make. n yes its an avenue for other mundane issues n comflicting stuff too yea. so tah dah!.. here's my first entry..yay!