Tuesday, January 23, 2007
lets just rub this in yea(though its long over).. LIVERPOOL whooped chelsea's ass 2-0 in case u havent heard.. no.. not 1 goal..and no....not 1 and a half... but TWO!! 2 superb goals from dirty kurty and jermane penant was enuf to brush aside who?? chelsea? former champions??! haah. i almost forgot they were..
was hoping for arsene n manu to draw. but i guess an arse win is alrite.. opens up the title race at last. so much for futball.
ITP placement's finally out! gonna be attached to this company at kallang! haha.. im so relieved that i was not posted somewhere in the west man.. it wud have been terrible..
i'll freakin write a better entry another time. got to study.
flew into your heart at [3:41 AM]
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lets try this for once... a long n purposeful entry.. not for the sake of it but.. well yah maybe for the sake of it.. hmm maybe not.. eh cant u see im trying to elongate! hah.. reminds me of one of my modules, engineering materials. elongation means make long.
anyway, yes im back at school already. nuthin much has changed besides chad's ever growing fat ass tummy.. u know, it used to be 1 month.. but now... its 4 months..... pregnant! haha. bark up dude.
oh, n btw, know wad. some things r so unexpected. i nvr thought.. n its really a never came across my mind kinda thought that some things cud happen. i know ur dying to know wad im tokin about. hmm... k but maybe i shdnt assume that ur dying to know wad im toking about. cuz i hate it when pple assume. did i say tt be4? i mean.. i know i said tt be4 but did i say it here? anyway its esp when they get it wrong... its really.. injustifying. reminds me of some fatass lady hu recently accused me of something i din do.. anyway... my point is.. as in from just now... is.. that life is full of surprises. n dunt assume dammit. n dunt judge too. n dont have no basic courtesy.
bout the fatass lady incident. btw it was a sunday afternoon, last sunday to be exact. i was munching on my tomato salsa pringles potato chips watchin tv when i heard a bump from the veranda. so i stood up and went to check it out. Then i realised that someone's blanket or bedsheet or wadshit had fallen on my chilli padi plant at my veranda! ok.. maybe not TOTALLY on the plant, just a lil bit of the side was leanin on it. so i lifted the plant touching part n hung it by the side. i was tempted to just throw it down to the first floor but tt's be quite bad i figured. so i just left it here, awaiting its owner's arrival. after awhile Fatso lady came knockin on my door. She told me that her sheet had dropped onto my varanda. n mind u, it was say... 2 mins only when the sheet fell before she came knockin. so anyway i was still holding my pringles in one hand(right) when i went to the door. ok so i engaged the door stopper n went to get her her sheet. i grabbed it with my left hand n came back to pass it to its rightful owner. a word of thanks n all n she left. after that i went back to watchin tv n my chips. den after wad.. 5 mins.. heard my doorbell.. went to open the door n guess wad.. yes, u got it right, it was aunty fatso at ur service. n immediately, right after i open my door, she said her sheet a patch of stain i dunt know how big, but by the looks of it, well of her face n her kanjiong spider expression, it must have been a darn significant stain la. btw aunty PUIso was speakin in chinese, a language i find hard expressing myself in. anyway she starts the ball rollin by accusin me indirectly of stainin her sheet. Here's wad she said...
just now ah when i took home my sheet ah i found 1 patch of blue(i think i heard blue) stain on my sheet. i keep on tryin to wash off cannot leh. u tell me how. u know ah i already ah wash ah my sheet ah n hang for 3 days leh. den only just now it drop to ur house. drop tt time nuthing touch the sheet leh. i know 1.. we all neighbour neighbour.. haiz.. now i cannot get the stain off.. we all neighbour neighbour.. haiz.. u tell me how now..
someware in between that i said "aunty i dint do anything. y wud i stain ur sheet? i have no reason to do tt."
den she said " i dunno i dunno.. errR eRr maybe u think mah fun or wad den.. haiz.. we all neighbour neighour.. n just now i saw u holding a spray can.. haiz... we all neighbour neighbour.."
"aunty tt was my potato chips la aunty(still in my hands n showin it to her). haah, im not that kinda person la aunty, i din do nuthin to ur sheet."
but NOOO.. she still wasnt convinced.. n kept on accusing me(indirectly) of staining her damn sheet. NB i wanted to say " eh aunty, u oso cannot anyhow accuse me leh" . but shit la i dunno how to say accuse in chinese, den gave up tt tot. argh.
anyway after sayin sayin sayin she left.... STILL NOT CONVINCED.
ok so maybe u might think just maybe my veranda might have some stain of ink or some shit. i went back to go check IN CASE. NUTHING, my veranda is sparklin clean la!.. ok tts a lie. but its clean really. or maybe my chilli pandi plant got angry becuz fatty's sheet blocked its sunlight n it squirted some sort of ink of stain onto the sheet..
u never know.. life is full of surprises..
flew into your heart at [6:00 AM]
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